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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2600
How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon?
See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.
And this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?
There was a projectile, uh...
Well, couldn't she have just copied my haircut?
I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
...and create an appetizer called "Pigs In Ross. "
Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident...
...and smell-the-fart acting.
- Mom! Hey, sweetie!
You know, I, uh, couldn't help overhear what you just said.
...if I couldn't, uh, revel in your joy?
As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?
...I was cleansing her aura when it happened.
Am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman.
They asked me, which is cool since I've never catered...
You're clearly bothered by something. Tell me what it is.
When I was little, all parents got divorced.
I gotta get to work. I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
If she were marry a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go.
Am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman.
- Yeah, me too, technically. - I had a wedding.
I took her everywhere.
I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business.
- Of course! - Absolutely.
Go ahead, get married. Go, go!
You're clearly bothered by something. Tell me what it is.
He came straight from the office?
I don't know, I feel alone.
Perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee.
That's before the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
...tell her story about Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
You're so uptight about your mom coming.
Do you love her? And don't be too emphatic about this.
There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Can't you look at this as flattering?
It just seems so futile.
That's before the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
Or something a little less selfish.
I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected.