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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.
- Congratulations! - I know! Ha-ha-ha.
All right, no peeking. No peeking.
...don't ring the buzzer for 19.
...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.
Ha, ha. That's funny. Cadillac, cataract. I get it.
Tonight? You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing?
...one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them!
In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still...
This can't be like your "I can be a bear cub" thing.
I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in.
Okay, loosen the knot. Loosen the knot.
...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.
I never dreamed That I'd meet somebody like you
- You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once. - When?
When I was, um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house...
...one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them!
Oh, come on, squeeze it. No!
Rub it? No.
- She laughed at you? - Yeah.
I'm sorry. Let's, uh... Why don't we find someplace else?
Well, I was thinking maybe a, um... Ahem, a romantic dinner...
- Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. Uh-huh.
Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt.
...yet somehow its expensive paint job...
I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.
Oh, obviously you know Barbara and I split up...
Absolutely!
So? You two are totally into each other.
- It's the Miracle Wax! - It certainly is a miracle.
- You are so smitten. - I am not!
Oh, my God, that night she got so dru...
You guys are so pathetic.
No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.
...with a sympathetic head tilt. "How you doing? You okay?"
But they're so dull. They're all ophthalmologists.
I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing.
We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.
...I'm feeling too self-conscious.
What a wicked game you play