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00:22:12
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You know, the traps, the pitfall, what not to do.
"But the 12th brings a lover's spat."
No, sweetie. You've got to win over the guy who controls C.H.E.E.S.E.
- I beg your pardon? - No! I don't see her as a 12-year-old girl.
Joe! I'm glad I found you! I got an audition for you.
Wayne, level with me. I keep hearing all these rumor that I might get fired.
And the rabbi's beard? 100 percent horse hair.
And the rabbi's beard? 100 percent horse hair.
Oh, wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself."
- Let's get you to wardrobe for a fitting. - Okay.
Damn those robots. They're supposed to be our faithful servant!
Just so you know, I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as...
He doesn't like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. Knock over the sandwich table...
Oh, whoop. I'm sorry. You were talking about Emily.
- You said the baby creep you out. - The little girl creep me out.
- I beg your pardon? - No! I don't see her as a 12-year-old girl.
Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not suppose to.
...for two hours. I really liked him. I invite him for a cup of coffee.
Ooh, I have taste my own medicine and it is bitter.
This is Wayne, the man who created and operate C.H.E.E.S.E.
And I have treat her with nothing but respect.
...and decide to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom.
You know, he lost his keys. So he was looking for them.
I spent two years developing this machine. It's absolutely state of the art.
- Then we agree? - Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah. That's why I'm sleep with him on the side.
It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie...
- I left my keys here somewhere. - Oh, well, let's look for them.
Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.
No, unfortunately, Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born.
I spent two years developing this machine. It's absolutely state of the art.
Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.
Instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book?
Oh, actually I got a little bit saved for you, Pheebs.
JOEY: Wow. - The thing is, it's kind of on the q.t.
...as soon as you thank me for writing my book.
You just don't look old enough to have a 20-year-old daughter.
- Hi. - What are you doing later?
Let's face it. So far the guy's not loving you.
- I'll let you two guys get acquainted, huh? - Okay.
Sure you did. You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom.
I mean, that was just a big drunken mistake.
It's unbelievable!
I'm sorry I was so harsh. But you have to understand.
You're a pretty charming guy.
Are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie...
He's my girlfriend's father. Okay? It's weird!
We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.
Stupid! I can't believe this! God.
Are you okay?
"Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis."