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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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But no, he has to get me the "woman repeller."
And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means, "you are."
If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again.
...and "smell the fart" acting.
- Hey. - Hey. How did the audition go?
Joey's tailor took advantage of me.
"We've got three minutes till the reactor blows.
So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense.
- I can't believe I did this. What an idiot. - Stop beating yourself up.
I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner.
There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
He could have gotten me a VCR. He could have gotten me golf clubs.
You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T Collection."
And you had ramble on for 18 pages.
There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impair.
Wait. Are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn't go well...
Chandler, the most important thing is that you forgive yourself.
Well, I'm tear the lettuce.
No, it's terrific. You deserve this after all your years of struggling...
Terrible. I mess up every line. I shouldn't even be an actor.
They really lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."
You sister is suffer from a...
Monica, I'm quit. I just helped an 81 -year-old woman put on a thong...
We're suppose to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner.
You threw my sandwich away?
- So, it did go well? - It went amazingly well!
- What? - I fell asleep.
Because you didn't. And I'm incredibly happy for you!
Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.
Apparently, you're not very good at it.
- Yes, you did! You absolutely sold me... - Would you let me talk?
- What? - I am extremely talented.
...that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one.
...you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
And I would have to say, your problem is quite clear.
Ahem. Actually, I was gonna do them julienne.
- You know what, I kind of have. - Already?
- I don't know if I'm good enough. - I am. Heh.
Well, it is overdue.
You fell asleep?
"That'll be a neat trick...
PHOEBE: And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.
I'm so nervous, you know? The callback isn't till tomorrow at 5.
So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense.
- I'm sorry. - At times that fake-out thing is mean.
...and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man.
No, really. They're okay.
You didn't see how mad he was, you know?
Try routing your backup power source through your primary CPU."
...electronically enhanced secret enforcer.
Yeah, you're solid. You're just no me.