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00:21:09
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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- Pat pat. - Pat pat.
Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!
Dipper, listen to me.
drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.
You see their little legs? Suckers are tiny.
Whatcha readin'? Some nerd thing?
Check out all my splinter!
All right, teamwork, guys! Like we practiced.
- What you readin' there, slick? - Oh!
"Unfortunately, my suspicion have been confirmed.
Just today my mosquito bites spelled out "beware."
And they're total jerk!
Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- I rig it! - Mabel,
like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappear.
Um, I accidentally overstock some inventory,
He never blink! Have you noticed that?
are waiting to be unlock?
You've mess with the wrong creatures, boy.
Our uncle had transform his house into a tourist trap
Rest assure, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody.
My sister tend to look on the bright side of things.
drum up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.
you realize that they've probably always got your back."
when our parents decide we could use some fresh air.
Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory,
I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.
Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Let's go somewhere private.
"Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.
Absolutely"?
Finally, we're alone.
I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes, and...
Finally, we're alone.
Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock.
What? Are you actually not gonna show me?
- but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part. - What?!
"these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers?!
fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
until one fateful day...
The world's most distracting object!
I guess I'm just irresistible!
The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody.
and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy.
"Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes,
It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.
I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams
Something weird is going on in this town.
I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend
All right, look alive, people.
For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!