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00:22:39
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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Old man mcguckett, local kook!
Face it, dipper, you're obviously fated
Lets go get two dodo and force them to make out!
It's nothing but inky blackness for miles!
Either that or "Doorbell."
There's settler high-fiving in the 1800s
Hey, either of you dork seen Wendy around?
Oh, mabel, I'm sorry.
Funnel cake! Let's go get some, Dipper!
I think the sky tram is broken.
Ha! You sucker!
Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
The gesture and the flavored syrup.
That's right, and our phones have been ringing off the hook.
her dreams were shatter by some heartless jerk.
I beg your mercy, time baby!
Ha! You got it rig from here to timbuktu!
And calculators litter through eight centuries!
All that paradox talk kinda freak me out.
Shoes that blink!
Wait, why does it smell so bad in here?
We mess up the timeline!
Face it, dipper, you're obviously fate
I just dove in! I said, "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?"
I spare every expense!
You shut your time-mouth!
it's okay, we just need to go back and do things differently.
Besides, there's no way wendy can date robbie all summer, right?
Face it, dipper, you're obviously fated
Definitely. Definitely.
Old fifteen-poundy! Yours forever!
The exact same thing happened twice! It was spooky!
Extremely complicated time equipment!
See you earlier! Yuck, yuck, yuck!
All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!
Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.
Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?
See ya later.
We've been spendin' a lot of time together
Yeah, I got some new supe tight jeans.
The girl who went bonkers after
Yeah, you know, I think I saw her in the bottomless pit.
Your stuffed creature of indeterminate species, miss.
It's unnatural.
Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.
Darn thing went missing.
Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing took it.
And if you look to your left, you'll see miserable Mabel--
And take the prize when he's unconscious.
Assuming stealth mode! Color match!
This future seems neat.
And why are you bald? What's all that about?