Name: Square Peg
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) pubescence

"Self-exploration is a perfectly natural exercise throughout pubescence."
2) roomful

a roomful of snickering 5th-graders...
3) ringworm

Ringworm test?
4) harlot

DALE: They found some other depraved harlot to teach that Sex Ed class.
5) bureaucrat

from some bureaucrat regulatory handbook.
6) decency

that puts all of that intellectual hooey above common decency.
7) propane

We don't recommend using propane to fill party balloons.
8) filth

What kind of filth are you reading?
9) dispenser

[Muttering] You talk about them dang old condom dispenser with them be.
10) oath

From Gym to Home Ec! I took an oath, darn it!
11) gut

That woman's got a lot of gut, I'll tell you what.
12) hank

HANK: Peggy? PEGGY: I'm in my office.
13) goodness

For goodness' sake.
14) sake

For goodness' sake.
15) shame

Luanne, honey, tell me, what is it like to live without shame of any kind?
16) tender

to have tender feelings for a girl.
17) organ

You're dealing with organ that people don't want to know about.
18) daddy

My daddy told me the facts of life...

1) perv

PEGGY: Go all the way, honey! BOY: Yeah! Go all the way, you perv!
2) repress

We don't want him growing up as repress as we did.
3) bother

There. No need for Bobby to get all bother up learning about sex...
4) slip

I'd tear that permission slip up, if I were you.
5) introduce

No, sir, I bet Peggy'll be introducing some new ideas into the bedroom.
6) bet

No, sir, I bet Peggy'll be introducing some new ideas into the bedroom.
7) teach

to be teach Bobby the facts of life.
8) decide

Well, Bobby, your father and I decide that as your parents...
9) draw

Sure, we do. I'm draw the line here, Peggy.
10) lose

Your dad lost his job.
11) grow

Look. We all grew up not knowing the real words for...
12) guess

God, no, that's all right. I guess I'll do it.
13) speak

DALE: Oh, Hank. Can I speak with Peggy?
14) reach

PEGGY ON MACHINE: Hello. You have reach the Hill residence.
15) seem

I seem to recall you kind of like being dipped.
16) begin

But before we begin, please bring your permission slips up to my desk.
17) hear

PEGGY: Boy, you should've hear Bonnie today.
18) agree

I agree. If anybody should teach our boy about that...

1) wherever

That means I have to be prepared to go wherever they need teachers most...
2) loud

How am I gonna say these words out loud in front of a class?
3) perfectly

"Self-exploration is a perfectly natural exercise throughout pubescence."
4) damn

Well, they're damn sure gonna know the 18 stages of arousal...
5) besides

Besides, it is not up to the United States government...
6) somewhere

Well, there used to be a dairy farm out here somewhere.
7) sometimes

Well, sometimes a little intellectual hooey is a good thing.
8) otherwise

Otherwise known as...
9) kind

I seem to recall you kind of like being dipped.
10) enough

Contact football? No, you're not old enough for that.
11) later

Honey, I just thought it would be nice, for later, for us to be all smooth.
12) far

Okey-dokey. Any questions so far?
13) else

I said not to think about it. Think about something else.
14) ever

Dad, do you ever have sex anymore?
15) sure

GRACIE: Well, he sure came to the right place.
16) never

I never even kissed a boy until I was 20. Of course, he's dead now.
17) again

Oh, Hank, is it your back again?
18) too

The army taught me everything, and in four different languages, too.

1) 9th

I thought we didn't have to worry about this until 9th grade health class.
2) 5th

a roomful of snickering 5th-graders...
3) depraved

DALE: They found some other depraved harlot to teach that Sex Ed class.
4) dang

[Muttering] You talk about them dang old condom dispenser with them be.
5) jealous

I guess I am a little jealous.
6) harmless

I'm sure it was just some harmless nutcase.
7) rude

I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.
8) awful

That woman has got one awful love life.
9) decent

Oh, Hank, I'm also a decent woman.
10) substitute

But I am a substitute teacher.
11) damn

when he can't do a damn thing about it anyway, at his age...
12) pleasant

Well, come on, Bobby, can't you think of something pleasant?
13) tough

I'm just saying, a woman who knows is the tough customer.
14) okay

Why is it not okay for girls, but it's okay for boys?
15) proud

Yeah, well, you weren't too proud to pick and choose...
16) smooth

It's just that it's so nice and cooling. It makes your elbows smooth.
17) bright

Hey, on the bright side, since there's no one to teach that Sex Ed course...
18) intellectual

that puts all of that intellectual hooey above common decency.

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