Name: Hank's Got the Willies
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) beaut

Betsy sure is a beaut, Hank. I think Trigger's getting jealous.
2) rotator

Excellent workout! I got my rotator cuff rotating.
3) ointment

I helped him put ointment in his eye.
4) cheddar

"Hey, look at me. I'm Eddie Cheddar!"
5) celery

- You know, it's from Celery Head. - What is a Celery Head?
6) villain

- The one where you played a mad villain? - Come on, Peggy, you wild thing.
7) rooster

Out of my way, rooster-boy.
8) nun

"and become a nun."
9) mower

HANK: What happened to my truck? BOBBY: Your mower hit it.
10) rake

- With a rake? - No, with a golf club.
11) stripper

So, the stripper says to the priest...
12) bunker

I can never get it past the bunker on the third hole.
13) propane

and propane accessories, like you do.
14) cuff

Excellent workout! I got my rotator cuff rotating.
15) champ

Is he the space shuttle astronaut or the stock car champ?
16) chord

HANK: What's that chord you hit on the...
17) wedge

You do not use a man's pitching wedge to hit clumps of mud.
18) hank

HANK: Luanne, would you please not sit like that?

1) stalk

Bobby's never stalk anyone before, and he's not very good at it.
2) rake

Hey, I know you. You're the kid that rake my lawn.
3) bleed

- Am I bleed from the ears? - No.
4) apologize

Bobby, I apologize for yelling at you.
5) threaten

Most women would be threaten by Betsy.
6) smell

Smells like bellybutton.
7) attach

"They both come with strings attach."
8) chase

LUANNE: "The fox chase the rabbit around the tree trunk and..."
9) tee

What do you say we tee off together?
10) suppose

Aren't you suppose to knock first? I could've been naked.
11) invite

I'm at Willie Nelson's house. He says we're all invite to his barbecue.
12) realize

and I realize, you don't have any goals.
13) wake

And he woke me up from my Willie Nelson golfing dream, number three.
14) lecture

Bobby, you need to be lecture all afternoon.
15) chip

Look at this, Peggy. The boy chip Betsy's bridge.
16) decide

She says, "I decide to repent...
17) deliver

In one 24-hour period, he deliver toys and joy to every child on Earth.
18) lose

Son, have you lost your mind?

1) terribly

WILLIE: But I got your son here. HANK: I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Nelson.
2) practically

WILLIE: Willie Nelson here. Practically blind in one eye now.
3) besides

Besides, I wouldn't want to make Betsy jealous.
4) solid

She's a 1963 Guild solid-top...
5) sometimes

But sometimes, you just don't listen.
6) actually

Actually, those are the only two.
7) sort

Then it just sort of goes off into a Buddy Holly riff.
8) far

and that's as far as I'm going.
9) together

What do you say we tee off together?
10) ago

This is a song I wrote a long time ago.
11) ever

Why would there ever be cheese on Betsy?
12) sure

- Do you have a hero, Dad? - I sure do. And it's Willie Nelson.
13) once

A man only gets a chance to meet Willie Nelson once in his life.
14) always

I've always wanted to sell propane...
15) less

And swing less like a girl.
16) never

I can never get it past the bunker on the third hole.
17) again

and y'all born again.
18) too

- Ever think you're too tough on the boy? - I don't know.

1) purty

Well, I know a gal with a purty leg
2) dang

I guess this dang music thing came up.
3) jealous

Betsy sure is a beaut, Hank. I think Trigger's getting jealous.
4) stealth

One of those stealth helicopters...
5) delicate

He's not treating you right, Peggy. A delicate flower like you.
6) bent

He seems bent on destroying everything I own.
7) sudden

You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating!
8) loud

You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating!
9) weird

My face feels weird.
10) careful

Careful now, Peggy. Betsy isn't strapped in yet.
11) tough

- Ever think you're too tough on the boy? - I don't know.
12) okay

That's okay, Bobby. You can do it. Just choke up on it.
13) mad

LUANNE: Are you mad about something? PEGGY: Mad? Why would I be mad?
14) blind

WILLIE: Willie Nelson here. Practically blind in one eye now.
15) inner

I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace!
16) sweet

Cheese or not, this is a sweet, sweet guitar.
17) solid

BOTH: Dead solid perfect.
18) russian

Damn Russian titanium alloy.

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