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00:22:17
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Betsy sure is a beaut, Hank. I think Trigger's getting jealous.
Excellent workout! I got my rotator cuff rotating.
I helped him put ointment in his eye.
"Hey, look at me. I'm Eddie Cheddar!"
- You know, it's from Celery Head. - What is a Celery Head?
- The one where you played a mad villain? - Come on, Peggy, you wild thing.
Out of my way, rooster-boy.
"and become a nun."
HANK: What happened to my truck? BOBBY: Your mower hit it.
- With a rake? - No, with a golf club.
So, the stripper says to the priest...
I can never get it past the bunker on the third hole.
and propane accessories, like you do.
Excellent workout! I got my rotator cuff rotating.
Is he the space shuttle astronaut or the stock car champ?
HANK: What's that chord you hit on the...
You do not use a man's pitching wedge to hit clumps of mud.
HANK: Luanne, would you please not sit like that?
Bobby's never stalk anyone before, and he's not very good at it.
Hey, I know you. You're the kid that rake my lawn.
- Am I bleed from the ears? - No.
Bobby, I apologize for yelling at you.
Most women would be threaten by Betsy.
Smells like bellybutton.
"They both come with strings attach."
LUANNE: "The fox chase the rabbit around the tree trunk and..."
What do you say we tee off together?
Aren't you suppose to knock first? I could've been naked.
I'm at Willie Nelson's house. He says we're all invite to his barbecue.
and I realize, you don't have any goals.
And he woke me up from my Willie Nelson golfing dream, number three.
Bobby, you need to be lecture all afternoon.
Look at this, Peggy. The boy chip Betsy's bridge.
She says, "I decide to repent...
In one 24-hour period, he deliver toys and joy to every child on Earth.
Son, have you lost your mind?
WILLIE: But I got your son here. HANK: I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Nelson.
WILLIE: Willie Nelson here. Practically blind in one eye now.
Besides, I wouldn't want to make Betsy jealous.
She's a 1963 Guild solid-top...
But sometimes, you just don't listen.
Actually, those are the only two.
Then it just sort of goes off into a Buddy Holly riff.
and that's as far as I'm going.
What do you say we tee off together?
This is a song I wrote a long time ago.
Why would there ever be cheese on Betsy?
- Do you have a hero, Dad? - I sure do. And it's Willie Nelson.
A man only gets a chance to meet Willie Nelson once in his life.
I've always wanted to sell propane...
And swing less like a girl.
I can never get it past the bunker on the third hole.
and y'all born again.
- Ever think you're too tough on the boy? - I don't know.
Well, I know a gal with a purty leg
I guess this dang music thing came up.
Betsy sure is a beaut, Hank. I think Trigger's getting jealous.
One of those stealth helicopters...
He's not treating you right, Peggy. A delicate flower like you.
He seems bent on destroying everything I own.
You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating!
You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating!
My face feels weird.
Careful now, Peggy. Betsy isn't strapped in yet.
- Ever think you're too tough on the boy? - I don't know.
That's okay, Bobby. You can do it. Just choke up on it.
LUANNE: Are you mad about something? PEGGY: Mad? Why would I be mad?
WILLIE: Willie Nelson here. Practically blind in one eye now.
I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace!
Cheese or not, this is a sweet, sweet guitar.
BOTH: Dead solid perfect.
Damn Russian titanium alloy.