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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaw than anybody.
This trip is about the sacredness of Mother Earth and all she gives us.
for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
Dad, can me and Bobby bring life preserver?
All right. This here's your whoop-ass stick...
LEADER: Now for the final test. The snipe hunt.
And a then whack, whack. We'd go "woo-Ioo-Ioo."
We'll ditch the carcass by the interstate in the morning.
for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad.
For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure.
I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories...
I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky sack.
Hey, me and Dale are taking Bobby's troop up by the lake...
is a three cheek of down wind, man.
Okay. The 24-hour oath of silence starts now.
I'm gonna live in London, and be a rich millionaire, and have people killed.
Son, Peggy Hill knows half a swear word when she hears one.
You flunk the test of silence, Eustace! Give me your silence stick!
You and I may be acquaint, but we are not traveling companions.
As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspend.
I guess knock a crane unconscious isn't a crime.
She smell like Miracle Whip.
I want to get all mess up and'll just pollute our minds...
Those who survive will be honored members...
WOMAN: Thanks to our efforts, we have preserve the nesting areas...
That's how I know Bob Dole's been faking that dead arm.
And we eliminate 300 logging jobs.
Well, I'll be damn.
Would you guys just shut up?
It's suppose to be hard.
all the tricks and lie from our dads, they were part of the experience.
Do not, I repeat, do not take the brown herbal Ecstasy. Thank you all.
He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn.
and get out of this park without getting caught.
Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaws than anybody.
Did I just hear what I almost heard?
Actually, her big day is the sentencing.
if my grades are good enough.
Stop fooling around! We've got to bury that thing fast!
What do you mean "you"? We're all in this together.
Now, who else is hungry?
I'll never miss an Order of the Straight Arrow.
Now, I'll let that pass. But don't talk again.
I like how you say everything's sacred. That's funny, too.
Of course we're on the same team. You and me.
Look at that one, bouncing around in front of God and everybody.
and fly jets, and maybe even be an astronaut.
As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspended.
I'm gonna put it right here, next to my sewing badge.
I never met any of you people before in my life.
where we call upon the sacred Wematanye.
He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn.
I'm gonna put it right here, next to my sewing badge.
HANK: My Lord! That's a whooping crane.
that dang old hand-in-the-water trick is gonna work every time.
It's got red, glowing eyes, long, crooked teeth, a claw...
Then we should be thankful we got the opportunity to see one.
For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure.
I guess knocking a crane unconscious isn't a crime.
Gosh, Peg, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were anxious to see us go.
I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
BOOMHAUER: Give them a little pressed ham.
They're not testing anything except for how dumb we are! It's all a trick.
for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
We gotta get rid of this bird.
Our rituals are considered sacred and are passed down only in the Nation.
Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad.
It's just some damn nonsense we made up to fill out the weekend.
A Size 16 for Senora Ibenez, Triple E.
I saw him waving it over his head, really proud.
There is a very ancient ceremony I learned from my grandfather...