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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
137
"Experience moxibustion with Mr. Li.
Now what if it really is something serious, like polyp, or worse?
It is a laxative for your father.
You take a spoonful of bacon grease...
Mr. Hill, I'm gonna have to ask you to relax your buttocks for me, please.
Put some macaroni and cheese on there, too.
Hey, try a muffin. They are oat bran.
It's a tofu substitute for the tofu-intolerant.
Your father's intestine and lay it out in a straight line...
And if I don't ever poop again, well, that's just gonna be who I am.
Yes, and we will also take a quart of your brown rice broth.
How long has it been since your last bowel movement?
Okay, Mr. Hill, why don't you hop on the table and undo the back of your gown?
So? Good for you. Where's my sausage?
[Muttering] Oh, my ding dong dang old. Why?
I'm not eating bacon grease.
a little piece of that New York steak, couple of them steak fingers, and a burger.
HANK: [Muttering] Damn.
If any of you were offend by my body, I'm truly sorry.
They'll be having you poop just like before.
Food that is not absorb becomes waste...
"Relieves stress and opens the energy channels. "
- What are these? - I bake muffins.
Would it be all right with you if she observe the examination?
Now, as an actor, I only do nudity when I feel the script warrant it.
No, Mr. Hill, when a family faces an illness, all members should be involve.
Peggy, you're not suppose to see this.
A walk. I threw my knee out playing touch football.
Do you have anything that taste good?
were push for a whole lot more.
Hank, you forgot to flush.
Hey, I like this. Can I be a proctologist when I grow up?
Hank, it happen to everyone now and then.
Well, I guess.
But I spoke to his mom, who said the most interesting thing.
Hank, I was so scared. I dream you died.
I will just sit here silently, alone with my worries.
The colon has to twist and turn because it's surprisingly long.
Now, your wife is obviously concerned.
I'm sorry. But apparently your low-fat, high-fiber diet is not working.
I just want this moment to last forever, Hank.
If any of you were offended by my body, I'm truly sorry.
Well, Mr. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.
WOMAN: And what exactly are you seeing Dr. Morley about today?
I will just sit here silently, alone with my worries.
Finally!
or actually I haven't been...
Good God! That's going too far!
Well, Mr. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.
Well, I usually don't keep track of that kind of thing, but...
I feel like I've been trying to be someone else lately.
Anyway, that's not something you should ever know about your father.
It sure is good. Here, Bobby, try some.
At least drink the water. If you drink enough water...
and your dang old bottom, what's gonna get moving again.
There's no reason to be embarrassed.
It's normal to be a little frightened, Mr. Hill.
a quick recovery for his embarrassing constipation.
I'm just a little uncomfortable from sitting here for so long.
Where would you get such an idea? That's ridiculous!
But if I had to make an educated guess...
Come on, honey. Look, it is gentle and all-natural.
You got all these fancy machines.
Close the damn door. Can't you see I'm in here, Peg?
The temperature is a pleasant 70 degrees.
Simple chronic constipation can be a symptom of a more serious condition.
You can't treat a grown man like a baby.
- How are you holding up, Mrs. Hill? - I'm okay.
It's pretty obvious.
Hank, you're alive.
Now, this is exciting.
Five days, and Hank's usual schedule is every two days.