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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Hey! We got a whole busload of new recruits coming on the base today.
I layered on the upslope and tapered on the down.
LUANNE: Look, I got my practice head.
It's not a crutch, Dad.
It is perfectly normal for a late bloomer to be a little...
HANK: Which bolo tie do you want to wear to the party?
You're gonna need some chaperone, especially if my Bobby's there.
The stylist failed to detect the subject's habitual overuse of henna...
You mean, like chlamydia?
I'm just gonna have some fruit and a glass of skim milk.
When I was a boy, that's what we called the germ you got from girls.
I'm gonna cut those apron strings...
Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
Bobby! Honey, I need some help with the groceries!
Do you know anyone who would like a hot fudge sundae?
The advantages of propane don't always sell themselves.
Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
PEGGY: Bobby and I are going to the mall. There is a sale on jockey shorts at Sears.
HANK: I overslept. My damned hair's getting so long...
I reckon he gets that from his old man.
Their culture admire all kinds of freaks.
Well, that just tear it. I have tried to be patient.
Be advise, in beauty school, as in life...
Sensors detect a ship on an intercept course at warp speed.
when she got her hair chemically relax at the Casa Linda Salon in Las Cruces.
which makes me suspect you cheat.
NANCY: But that's what's suppose to happen.
Bobby was invite to his first boy-girl party.
I realize I am just as much to blame for your condition...
Do you think Jeff Foxworthy just woke up one day and took some funny pills?
TEACHER: In 1983, disaster struck Mrs. Alma Campbell...
And I have decide that I am gonna love you no matter what.
I forgot the most important principle of the beautician's art.
Everybody dress up. And you get to touch dance.
Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties.
- Can I speak with you? - In a minute.
when she got her hair chemically relaxed at the Casa Linda Salon in Las Cruces.
Afterwards, if you still want this head, you can have it.
It is perfectly normal for a late bloomer to be a little...
I read somewhere that Germans, they're a very tolerant people.
He obviously is not ready to socialize with the opposite sex.
NANCY: Let's leave them alone. DALE: You can't leave them alone.
You're gonna need some chaperones, especially if my Bobby's there.
Well, it has been almost a week since my last haircut.
Looking good, Maria. I'll catch you later, Bonnie.
I guess I just got so far from the hair...
Have you ever considered a different color?
Sure they do. Even President Reagan did.
The advantages of propane don't always sell themselves.
The way you baby him, he never will be.
Joseph's getting to be a real lady-killer, too.
Sure they do. Even President Reagan did.
Do you have any idea how long we've been waiting?
All right, class.
I have been overprotective. You're not a baby anymore.
The stylist failed to detect the subject's habitual overuse of henna...
There's nothing to be embarrassed about, son.
Man, when did you get to be so slick?
HANK: I overslept. My damned hair's getting so long...
We have to do the sensible thing.
I've been mean and unfair.
But I am trying to be supportive of Luanne's education.
BOBBY: It's just a dumb party. HANK: A dumb party with girls.
HANK: He's almost a teenager. It ain't normal not to be curious.
Boy, I can't wait for her to get that damn test over with.
He obviously is not ready to socialize with the opposite sex.
But now it's time for a little tough love.
This is stupid.
Hell, I'm proud of you.
You know, something sweet I can keep with me my whole life.
But just so you know, most states won't let you marry a plastic head.
TEACHER: Bravo. Remember, the most difficult cut in beauty school...