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00:22:16
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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"Celebration of local graffiti artists"?
from your favorite exterminator?
HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
"The egg hatches into a maggot, which eats away at the ant's brain...
Feels like a shag carpet with dirt.
Bill, you don't want to be mixing and matching your petrochemical.
Bethany, it does not matter if your avocado are hard.
"Here lives a competent, trustworthy salesman of propane...
"and propane accessories."
out of lima beans and Ritz cracker.
Well, mister, you have just installed the finest lawn on the block.
This is a very friendly gesture.
I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take!
to scare off these red devil bastard.
I thought we just came for seed and fertilizer.
Turn your cuff down, boys. And make sure you're zipped.
HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
How very odd. Now what the heck was that?
Oh, sug! We're out of sug, sug'.
For God's sakes, the man mow with the grain.
I have dedicate my professional career to the study and control of arthropods.
"The Ford fly inject its egg into the fire ant's head.
He remind me of me, before my growth spurt.
Oh, God. You sacrifice your life...
Why are men so attract to hoes?
Damn, I've pour my whole life into this lawn.
While I was blacked out, was anything insert into me?
"Local man cancel newspaper subscription."
Is he licensed? Is he bond? Is that it?
I lost another client.
DALE: Organically grow, no chemicals.
I just hope Hank doesn't blame Dale for what happen.
I guess those twice-a-week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale.
"The egg hatches into a maggot, which eat away at the ant's brain...
How about at least one margarita before Bill finish them all?
Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn.
DALE: Organically grown, no chemicals.
unless it was ecologically safe.
KAHN: Hillbilly barefoot. Big surprise!
I've personally taste-tested each and every household insecticide.
I guess those twice-a-week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale.
This is exactly what those environmentalists...
Hey, guys, I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone.
I especially want to thank Dale Gribble.
Hey, guys, I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone.
Dale, you went too far this time!
Not now, not ever.
It sure ain't lawns.
How about at least one margarita before Bill finishes them all?
Dale, fire ants don't sting you all at once.
What? No. He's always sprayed my lawn.
HANK: I'm gonna kick it hard if you don't come over here!
I never even got a chance to mow her.
I can't go through this again.
A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid.
that are inconvenient to man.
I don't know, man. Hank's the man. He knows. Dang old Hank's the man.
Big, white, stubborn ass!
I should be ashamed to live next to Hank Hill.
I'm simply not credible.
HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
The government would not let them use the word "eco"...
HANK: I did what had to be done. I got rid of an anti-lawn element.
It seems the Druids used it as some kind of sophisticated celestial...
You cannot make authentic guacamole...
They'll be drunk.
Looks like those fire ants played you like the damn fiddle.
How very odd. Now what the heck was that?
offering a genuine apology for choosing my lawn over our friendship.
They couldn't bite through cement. They're weak! Like me!
A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid.
BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage.