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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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LUANNE: Hey, Bobby! Over here!
so you'll have to try this with a dowel or something.
HANK: This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years.
Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower?
Go messing up my head with that dang old secondary nicotine like that, man.
I made him smoke a whole carton until he was as sick as he's ever been in his life.
I think I might have left the blender on.
BOBBY: Quick! Pull the knob!
HANK: This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years.
For goodness sakes, Hank, you are fully clothed.
so you'd be free of birth defect, and this is how you repay me?
I thought those were the ingredient.
JOSEPH: I found a spark plug.
PEGGY: Bobby, smoking is a nasty, filthy habit!
All that dang. It's gonna give you a low sperm count, man.
and enjoy life for all its rich, mellow flavor.
For goodness sake, Hank, you are fully clothed.
Hey, doesn't the smell take you back?
Bobby vomit with one pack to go.
You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad.
You stunt his growth, he will stay that way!
I will not sit here and have my work insult!
I'm beg you, put out your cigarettes, and keep them out!
I wasn't gonna smoke it, I swear.
This family has survive fires and twisters...
I want you to keep an open mind, so you can make an inform decision.
HANK: This grout is suppose to stay white for 20 years.
Joseph, I understand you smoke your first cigarette today.
Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic.
Those last few years when it spread to his bones...
Just 'cause you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison...
I spent extra money to buy cruelty-free! I'll do a lot more than "tap" her!
This is happen too fast. I just don't know.
I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups.
Lord. Hank, you finish this.
"of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police."
Sometimes you just gotta relax...
Mama, it's your son. Nine months inside, remember?
You know, like the old days, before he came along!
This is happening too fast. I just don't know.
Well, I know you think of me as a pretty together guy...
That feels like what? A hundred years ago.
You ever had any cigarette?
Well, I just asked you once.
Why do you always ask me that?
And times got hard after NAFTA sent the pinata jobs north.
I never had one of those.
Honey, calm down. If she tries it again, you just give her...
Hey, all right! You guys smoke, too?
down off your high horse!
Well, I found the "tile." Thank you very much, Peggy.
Whatever you do, you should do right, even if it's something wrong.
Hey, there. Tell us your name and how long you've been smoking.
All right, Joe Camel, you wanna smoke, let's go smoke.
If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking...
Hey, man, y'all put that dang old thing out!
and enjoy life for all its rich, mellow flavor.
Yep, no two ways about it. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit.
Oh, no! How long have you been addicted to cigarettes?
LUANNE: I know y'all don't mean none of those harsh words.
Here's to three of the brave individuals in all of Arlen!
Are you upset?
Pretty keen, huh?
MAN: I see a caring human being? LEADER: No.
PEGGY: Close the damn door! Can't you see that I am knitting?
Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic.
I understand. It's not easy to admit we're weak.
They're no thick than a cigarette! I could smoke them little arms!
Will you stop talking about your stupid tile?
Uncle Hank's clean. He's gonna be okay.
I feel so alive with pleasure!
You gotta inhale slow.