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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
1065
Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas.
Bobby, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
going to pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrat like you...
BOBBY: And then some weirdo came over and was asking us a bunch of questions.
- but Hank has a narrow urethra. - Peggy!
feelings of fondness and more...
going to pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you...
That's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.
DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off.
INTERCOM: Manager to Register 47, please.
HANK: Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball!
WOMAN 1: Has a temper, doesn't he? WOMAN 2: Sure does.
ANTHONY: Mrs. Hill, how did you get this here on your forehead?
She was saving a quart of beer for before bed.
with propane and propane accessories.
"When I get my hands on you, you little pea-brain...
Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
I got my shin blowed off by a Japan man's machine gun!
Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whup you.
your hostility invalidate our parent-child contract.
I've been disappoint by just about everything else in this town.
and vomit on their auto executives.
You please tell your parents we apologize for the misunderstanding.
Honey, I'm beg you.
Did you see in the report, how he dent my Geo?
Well, I heard he threaten a clerk in Mega Lo Mart with a hammer.
LUANNE: I borrow your truck this morning, Uncle Hank.
ANTHONY: He punch him!
Dale, you sure you want to be mess with Hank's truck when he's not around?
I can make him love me even when I screw up.
Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
How you suppose to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer?
This? Bobby threw his baseball at me.
You all catch the Seinfeld show last night?
That's what I'm gonna do when I grow up, I've decide.
And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.
Oh, for crying out loud.
No. That is definitely not acceptable.
- Are you absolutely sure? - 100 percent.
CLERK: What exactly is it you're looking for?
You can just move along now.
That guy got him mad, though.
Could be far-off helicopters.
I've been disappointed by just about everything else in this town.
- Have you ever hit your son, Mr. Hill? - No!
But you? Not once.
And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.
Well, then you gotta try even hard.
No, never.
It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."
But what if the Wildcats give 110 percent, too?
- He hasn't, right? - Of course not!
Dale, you sure you want to be messing with Hank's truck when he's not around?
Well, then you gotta try even harder.
and get out of this godforsaken store!
[Muttering] See that part where dang old George comes in there?
Dad, that's not respectful adult-child growth dialogue.
That's what I want! A damned hammer!
Now get your skinny butt off of my property.
No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb.
it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate...
Please, Mr. Hill, loud is not allowed.
Yes, I do. I'm a substitute Spanish teacher.
You know what it could be? That damn starter motor.
That's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before.
No. That is definitely not acceptable.
That guy got him mad, though.
Disappointment? No. You make me proud.
BOBBY: You're all wet, Dad!
I've got a minor son living in this house.
you couldn't confirm any actual abuse, but you still recommended...
Yes, I do. I'm a substitute Spanish teacher.