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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man.
When I was a baby, he had my mama make me a chamois jumpsuit...
Don't sass me, boy.
That's woman's work. Ain't that right, fella?
Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
Dee Dee, come on out here, and gab with Hank's wife.
A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom.
Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
I got a splinter here.
You're both men. You're both peacock. Remember?
I sell propane and propane accessories.
So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.
and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas.
He lost his shin defending Texas in World War II.
A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom.
Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today.
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!
Your father disfigure his own automobile...
You really outdid yourself this time.
She purr just like a dang old kitten.
Your dad, I swear!
Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason.
He's got big plastic teeth, he scream all the time...
I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard.
and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shine like Christmas.
Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves.
The blood attract sharks.
but there are a lot of other things that I'm suppose to do.
I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house.
But I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lie and signed up.
Your wife divorce you.
I just woke up.
So I rush them. But it was a trap.
Hank, Bobby and me have decide he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose.
He lost his shins defending Texas in World War II.
Hank, the boy can barely reach it. Lower the pinata so he has a chance at it.
For crying out loud!
I can sleep in a drawer, after what they did to me overseas.
He certainly won't listen to me, now, will he?
PEGGY: Leave him alone. He's a good helper.
Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason.
Actually, Luanne fixed it.
And when you're older, I hope you're lucky enough to find a girl...
My dad sure knows how to take care of his cars.
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard.
Bobby, never make fun of your grandpa's legs.
Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man.
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas.
Dee Dee is 39, thank you very much.
Oh, yeah? Well, Luanne hates him, too. That means we're even.
How long have you been here, Cotton? I didn't notice you...
See, he's a big, flamboyant character, like a peacock.
but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement...
Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today.
More subdued and drab.
Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves.
I'll go rig up your pedal extenders.
Well, now that sounds promising.
foul-mouthed old man to spend another moment in my house.
You will never know if you are attractive.
It's a genuine Winchester 20-gauge shotgun!
in the latter half of the 20th century.
How many times I tell you, stupid?
You're sure it's okay for me to be out of school today, Grandpa?
but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement...
Bobby, I'm proud of you for what you did at school today.
He's got big plastic teeth, he screams all the time...
Classy and smart, like Peg.
Peggy, the poor guy just wants to spend time with us.