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00:21:38
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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What's with the robe, hef?
I'm just not comfortable with vesuvius over there.
Congratulations, Alex.
No. Electric rotisserie!
are we talking carpool dad at Lily's school
I love my new faux mink, daddy.
I've been drinking this Tequila, and I cannot find the worm.
You know, like I say, sweetie,
Drink pickle juice.
If god wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on.
I just need to make a really big fuss over Alex today.
I forgot to give grandpa his birthday crown.
It's an old car salesman's trick.
Well, I snag a doctor,
H-how about you skim dinner out of my pool?
but I never knew how they sparkle until i..."
I just found out you lent us money for our down payment.
Wait... I've owe Jay money for 20 years,
I think I just swallow it.
Hey, babe. You spill something on your dress?
I convince your daddy to wait on the apartment upstairs
My tears have barely dried, he stole my inheritance,
Sh-sh-she trick us.
I want to try it on. You'll just get attach.
I tune out when you started flirting
Heavy hang the head.
Very generously, i might add. Yes.
my teak end table upstairs looks like the olympic flag.
that practically raised me.
My tears have barely dried, he stole my inheritance,
Meanwhile, our whole family's
It's hardly unbelievable.
But I don't even recognize that guy anymore.
But there's a perfectly good explanation.
Apparently, i had an uncle, uh, Cyrus,
Well, I most definitely did not use those words.
It's either cold for 5 minutes or cold forever.
sending hilarious e-mails back and forth!
If I'm reading this properly,
It's a little boxy. Do you have a chunky belt?
when I wear that strappy sundress.
We're kind of cramped where we are.
That one never really went through a rebellious phase.
that could be macular degeneration.
And though it may be long overdue, thank you.
It's a little boxy. Do you have a chunky belt?
from when I worked at the clinique counter.
We need to sober up.
and I dated the whitest puerto rican on earth.
This is actually much more embarrassing.
my teak end table upstairs looks like the olympic flag.
Y-you're Eva, the classy one, but listen.