Name: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Released: 2017-08-29
Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

1) righty

All righty, then. Let's eat, drink, and be married.
2) stewardess

- I'm a stewardess. - Really?
3) jitters

Then it must have been wedding-night jitters.
4) storybook

Oh, yeah. I'm headed for a storybook ending.
5) schoolhouse

Oh, my God. Was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?
6) dishonesty

Evidently, dishonesty was the best policy for Miranda.
7) kilt

- What about Trey's skirt? - It's a kilt, and it's tradition.
8) libido

She was getting married. Not even a low libido could stop her.
9) bridesmaid

than being Charlotte's 34-year-old bridesmaid
10) hangover

but the guilt of lying to Aidan was like a hangover I couldn't sleep off.
11) siren

Miranda fell prey to the siren song of a singles event.
12) turbulence

till you've made it at 10,000 feet in turbulence.
13) liar

- They don't want a lawyer. They... - Want a liar.
14) smoker

- You said you can't date a smoker. - You're not just a smoker.
15) rehearsal

But before the wedding bells, there's the rehearsal dinner.
16) scotch

Someone had to bring the real Scotch, like.
17) flaw

This big old flaw right here?
18) attendant

- The correct term is "flight attendant". - Not if you wanna get laid.

1) invent

Saturdays at the hospital are non-stop since roller blades were invent.
2) confess

They confess and failed the class.
3) sneak

I can't have you sneak out at 3:00 in the morning for a cigarette.
4) jerk

Maybe he jerk off before you got there,
5) threaten

- The theory being... - Men are threaten by good jobs.
6) whip

The other night, I was thinking of putting whip cream
7) borrow

something borrow, and someone Samantha blew.
8) marry

All righty, then. Let's eat, drink, and be married.
9) sail

No offence, but that ship has sail.
10) deserve

It's really... nicer than anyone deserve.
11) celebrate

Days later, the four of us celebrate
12) blend

They blend together and make it stronger, just like...
13) cheat

I cheat on a test in the fifth grade with two friends.
14) suppose

Relationships are suppose to be built on trust.
15) hurt

by hurt someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt.
16) lie

Yeah, but you can't date the guy now because you lie.
17) divorce

divorce, no kids, not religious.
18) bet

Seriously. I bet you're a heartbreaker.

1) evidently

Evidently, dishonesty was the best policy for Miranda.
2) frankly

Frankly, I didn't want you to feel left out.
3) happily

The little girl had an affair, lied to her boyfriend, and lived happily ever after.
4) underneath

Is it true that they wear nothing underneath?
5) honestly

Honestly, I hate this color.
6) sooner

See, mother, I told you I'd become a "we" sooner or later.
7) barely

Samantha could barely understand him.
8) officially

And today is officially our wedding day.
9) anymore

You never let me hold you anymore.
10) suddenly

But suddenly I couldn't tell him.
11) seriously

Seriously. I bet you're a heartbreaker.
12) eventually

I'd tell him eventually. If he got upset he'd look completely shallow.
13) certainly

Certainly.
14) completely

I'd tell him eventually. If he got upset he'd look completely shallow.
15) alone

Here. I want to be alone.
16) sometimes

Sometimes intercourse just doesn't do it for me.
17) finally

I was the liar. I'd finally ended my affair with Big,
18) maybe

I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the idea was overrated.

1) embarrassed

and he was too embarrassed to tell you.
2) selfish

Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act, a way to absolve yourself
3) inflatable

Inflatable slide - I'm in charge of that.
4) unfortunate

That was unfortunate.
5) appealing

Any of this appealing?
6) shallow

I'd tell him eventually. If he got upset he'd look completely shallow.
7) upset

I'd tell him eventually. If he got upset he'd look completely shallow.
8) charming

As a stewardess, she was a charming date.
9) bloody

I had no idea you Yanks were so bloody friendly.
10) sticky

Low fat Cool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands.
11) terrible

- No. - What if he's terrible?
12) impressive

Sure. Portuguese, that's impressive.
13) brilliant

- First time in New York City? - Aye, and it's brilliant, like.
14) drunk

Charlotte Yorke, are you drunk?
15) horizontal

Samantha's vertical Scotch tasting that turned into a horizontal one.
16) afraid

I was afraid he'd never look at me that way again.
17) honest

- Don't do this. - What? We're just being honest.
18) portuguese

Sure. Portuguese, that's impressive.

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