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00:29:03
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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- We're a dying breed. - No kiddin'.
All righty, I'm bringing it into the harbour.
- Or at least gazpacho. - Do you know there are no available men?
Congratulations on your wedding. Welcome to the married old girls club.
The old and wise adage is true - those who can't do, teach.
In a city where cynicism is as prevalent as pashmina,
Don't expect a goodie bag.
OK, gotta go. This dress is making a mockery of me.
In a city where cynicism is as prevalent as pashmina,
The next morning, Miranda called with the post mortem on her last date with Jim.
Oh, my God, open casket. I've never seen a dead body before.
He mistook her latte for his double-caff
your head is knocking up against the headboard, and you feel it might blow off?
- Come on. - I'm reliving happy memories.
Unfortunately, my reputation had precede me.
You almost masturbate, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
were practising their new routine.
- There's a lot of sex in there. - It creep in.
- He was organise enough to have a will. - And attractive friends.
There were two of you ruin my breakfast.
The next night, I realise how many desperate New York women there were.
- This place is full of men. - Look how freak out they look.
I've gone there. All the men were married.
The least he could do is get to know me before he reject me.
Once dump, he still dump on everyone.
I'm Samantha. Nothing fool me.
I would love to chat inappropriately, but I'm giving a toast in the other room.
While, uptown, Charlotte was getting nothing at all.
I'd love to get together with you sometime.
This is important to me. I need him to see me sexually.
Meanwhile, Trey and Charlotte
I remember being a newly-wed. We hardly ever got out of bed.
Suddenly, I felt like the bad example.
It's a seminar on where to meet men. Apparently, I'm an expert.
Unfortunately, my reputation had preceded me.
Oh, my Goodness. Has it been forever or what?
That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife
I remember being a newly-wed. We hardly ever got out of bed.
You're not going to get anywhere until you change how he sees you.
Trey sees you as his virginal wife, not a sexual plaything.
Snide comments, rumour spreading, the works.
You're spunky. I like spunky women.
I'm flattered that so many of you showed up to hear me talk.
Like when the bed is moving all around, and it's all sweaty,
why not go a little more upscale and less flammable?
- I'm so embarrassed for you. - They're paying 300 bucks a pop.
why not go a little more upscale and less flammable?
- Next to my husband. I feel so ashamed. - Everybody masturbates.
In a city where cynicism is as prevalent as pashmina,
there is nothing more hopeful than the getting ready for the first date routine.
I love him, and he's trying, but this is so frustrating.
He's alive, and he asked me out. I'm fragile right now.