Name: Luck Be an Old Lady
Released: 2017-08-30
Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

1) euphemism

Is that a euphemism for tacky?
2) purl

"Knit one, purl two" would never sound the same to Charlotte again.
3) spinster

Why do we get stuck with "old maid" and "spinster"...
4) foreplay

It's good for foreplay. Not so good for post-play.
5) taffy

By my fifth piece of peppermint taffy, I realized...
6) puss

Now one of us has a puss on.
7) triplet

- What's your excuse? - Yeah. You having triplet?
8) foursome

Three hours later, I was still waiting for our foursome to come together.
9) blondie

- They're free. - Hey, blondie, blow my dice for luck.
10) peppermint

By my fifth piece of peppermint taffy, I realized...
11) setter

That Friday, I picked up my fellow jet setter on the way to the airport.
12) boardwalk

Under the boardwalk, we'll be having some...
13) gutter

I was willing to lower myself into the gutter...

1) deign

Yes, I deign to go on a blind date...
2) smother

No wonder the house always wins. These guys are smother in breasts.
3) decorate

You know, when a guy decorate your neck.
4) beg

I'm beg you, throw some money at the problem...
5) asshole

My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole!
6) awake

The next morning, Richard and Samantha awoke...
7) gamble

I can't believe you gamble all that money away.
8) bounce

What? A minute ago, you were bouncing off the walls!
9) marry

- Where are all the old men? - Dead, or married to 20-year-olds.
10) remind

That remind me, I have to pump soon.
11) propose

All right. I propose a toast.
12) scratch

Look, I accidentally scratch his face with my dirty fingernail.
13) calm

Did I tell you I've taken up knitting? I find it really calm my nerves.

1) magically

I'm serious. Friendships don't magically last 40 years.
2) pleasantly

And who knows? You just might be pleasantly surprised.
3) terribly

Would you be terribly disappointed if I didn't come?
4) nowadays

This is what I'm like nowadays. I stop for a minute, I have to lie down.
5) upstairs

Guys, I think I'm gonna go upstairs.
6) accidentally

Look, I accidentally scratched his face with my dirty fingernail.
7) aboard

Charlotte, welcome aboard.
8) barely

I could barely get us together for the weekend...
9) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Charlotte's encore 35th birthday...
10) anymore

- What's going on? - I can't do this anymore.
11) somewhere

You know, I need to go somewhere that I've been looking forward to...
12) apparently

Apparently, there were no old maids at the Taj Mahal.
13) necessarily

- A blowjob? - Yes, but not necessarily in that order.

1) stretchy

Can I can get away with this and stretchy pants all weekend?
2) tacky

Is that a euphemism for tacky?
3) understated

we all arrived at the understated Taj Mahal casino.
4) heavyweight

and there's some kind of heavyweight prizefight thing he wants to see.
5) jealous

Samantha, you're not actually jealous of a casino cleaning lady, are you?
6) harmless

Please, a little harmless over-the-bra action...
7) stimulating

Practical and stimulating. What will they think of next?
8) skinny

I was kind of hoping for a skinny-dip.
9) sour

Would it be bad to order more sour cream?
10) eighth

But by the eighth floor...
11) fuzzy

I'm still a little fuzzy on the rules.
12) disappointed

Would you be terribly disappointed if I didn't come?
13) defensive

It was defensive fucking. I had no choice.

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