The kugel's in the oven, the matzo balls are boiling.

- The challah! - Okay, you don't have to holler.

- And this is my friend, Samantha. - The wallflower. Right.

- his dirty fingernail. - Used to?

- I'm so excited to finally be a real Jew. - Here's your brisket, lady.

Look, if he's not into you, the guy's obviously a weenie, so...

And later, on the corner of 73rd and mea culpa...

For Samantha, one of the perk of dating Jerry the actor...

Downtown, over curried lamb and chutney...

- Actually, make mine a seltzer. - Of course, you're working.

Yeah, sass will bite you on the ass.

is that she can be seen picking nit off her male companion.

Not to mention the months of studying and cramming like a maniac...

- And his kitchen's being rewire. - It's all so complicated.

I could have gush about it all night.

And as two women's fantasies were being shatter...

Definitely, the apron soften you.

Can you read me what's next, after it's braid?

So he kissed me goodnight at the door, I invited him up.

It spoil the fantasy.

That sober Samantha right up.

And I'm sorry I muddied it up with the whole scrunchy thing.

I just finished it, just this minute. I swear.

but you owe the U.S. Government $300,000 in back taxes.

And then he pretend to tie my hands behind my back...

Or they're freak out by their own feelings.

Downtown, over curried lamb and chutney...

In my euphoric state...

That is ludicrous! What about extenuating circumstances?

It is the most liberating thing I have ever heard.

That is ludicrous! What about extenuating circumstances?

that once every seven minutes, an unsuspecting woman...

Fudgesicle or Nutty Buddy?

- It's so lame. - No, it was not. It was hysterical.

No, I'm intrigued. Elaborate.

I'm also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right.

Yes, I'm swollen.

Why did I have to get up on my sassy horse and ruin everything?

There would still be accountants and undercover agents in their future.