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00:30:02
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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followed by the Shih Tzu, the Pomeranian...
I almost didn't show my face. "Fag hag."
What're you gonna do? Run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon?
But can he pull off a fuchsia Oswald Boateng shirt?
I've got $10 on Lord Reginald IV down there. Any taker?
It turns out she's just a fag hag.
Why don't you carry them and wear sneaker like everyone else?
The judge is examining the dog's gait one more time before he makes his decision.
In the blink of a tabloid, I went from Demi to Liza.
Hi, sweetie. It's me.
Brooklyn's finest. Cheesecake and cannolis.
We just put our new cabernet to bed. Made me think of you.
Compliments of a Mr. Petrovsky with sincere apologies.
Marcus got three audition off that picture. I got outed.
And here comes the hound group. This is a beautiful group.
Smith is always in that rag.
And besides, once the gay rumor start, it means you're really a star.
Did you cut yourself with the scissors? There are drops of blood here.
Look how she prance along. Do you see her prancing?
She came to watch my baby get baptize. I came to watch her baby get judged.
Or should we simply be satisfied with the romance that sizzle?
"Smith Jerrod cozies up to Broadway dancer, Marcus Adant...
I swear, that dog's getting cruised more than me...
You owe me a trip to Brooklyn.
I understand. If he's feeling inspire, then he shouldn't stop.
- May I borrow your newspaper? - No, what are you...
Unless you're a tick-off guy named Paco.
They say that opposites attract, but they never say for how long.
And although Steve had satisfied Miranda, she still wanted more.
She was a show dog. She even compete at Westminster.
Handsome Lee has just inform us of your upcoming show in Paris.
We're not really involve in each others' lives.
I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels, and my feet hurt.
The judge is examining the dog's gait one more time before he makes his decision.
I prefer to keep my work and my private life separate.
You'll be in the next round, I promise.
With my column tragically overdue...
I'm nervous. He is so unbelievably hot in that Gus Van Sant movie.
And further uptown, Charlotte didn't mind the cold.
I gotta go backstage and check on the little mother.
utterly stupid and flat and needless...
And FYI, you have a friend in New York. Me.
It worked for Paris Hilton. I need to set the record straight, literally.
Meanwhile, Samantha was about to hear the hottest rumor...
And besides, once the gay rumors start, it means you're really a star.
Seriously, I could not believe how many dogs she was with.
We haven't seen you in forever, and I have news.
- Okay. - Okay, sleep tight.
My friends are mostly in Europe.
Which is exactly what I did for the next four days.
No one that good-looking is ever straight.
And she was so bitchy earlier.
Sometimes, there's not enough time in a night for both your worlds.
All this art talk is so fucking boring.
- What's wrong? - The frigging dog just got her period.
No, nothing but boxy, thick-legged ladies and tweedy old queens.
And she was so bitchy earlier.
No, nothing but boxy, thick-legged ladies and tweedy old queens.
She's just an uptight bitch.
I handle the press for this tacky thing.
I thought she looked a little bloated.
What're you gonna do? Run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon?
She's a freaking attention-whore.
Aunt Flo's in doggy town. Show over.
It was disgusting. My sweet little girl.
With my column tragically overdue...
I could not forget the Russian's icy treatment of my friends.
utterly stupid and flat and needless...
"and unidentified older gay gentleman."
Compliments of a Mr. Petrovsky with sincere apologies.
Get in trouble, be spontaneous.
What a delightful borough.