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00:22:26
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus
- You made me look like some sort of child molester
and part centipede
it's a bean and cheese burrito from Paco's.
This one, this one! - Oh, sweetie, $900?
Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus
Mouth to anus, so that the feces
Huh? Some lube would be nice!
As part of a clear PR stunt,
isn't real, and tomorrow everyone's gonna call me a liar.
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom?
- Aw, that's just a rumor. They don't really track you.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
all: Boo!
everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!
could you please take me to a grease monkey?
- Hey, what the heck is going on?
We have an ambulance waiting outside!
- This guy's son was abduct by us.
So, sorry, Kyle, but I am starving.
- My son was kidnap by Apple,
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
This is the greatest thing that has ever been invent!
'Cause I like to get lube up before I get fucked!
and they will be sew together, mouth to anus.
so the one I rub in everyone's faces today
"By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging
- They have actually agreed to be surgically alter.
You've completely screw me over!
The Toran Ra has reveal the answer to your problem.
- Hey, shut up in there!
and it shit in Kyle's mouth?
- [muffled] Yes. I promise I'll read.
the next time you decide to fuck me!
and we seek your wisdom.
- What happen, Eric?
We can retroactively make your son's agreement invalid.
Doctor, can you take this thing apart?
of our first truly interfaced device.
- We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to.
it has finally learned to read.
- Then why did you go outside to a police officer
- They have actually agreed to be surgically altered.
Oh, right. You're not cool enough.
- Does this happen often?
and they will be sewn together, mouth to anus.
This says we don't ever have to let you out
Because I want to at least look pretty
that will once again revolutionize
- Well, Kyle, it's always
I should have never updated iTunes!
- Mom, do not screw me over again!
- I do. - Me too.
- Of course.
from the gastral track from one
- Eric, stop acting like a spoiled brat.
the tragic story of a little boy
- Tom Saltzman's dad is an alcoholic
- Uh, yeah, Apple stuff is pretty neat, all right.
but burrito is too delicious!
Just try to stay calm.
- Come on, we'll get you separated, little boy.
Tom Saltzman's dad is a drunk driver!
'cause I liked to be kissed before I get fucked!
These business casual G-men are trying to kidnap me!
and you guys are gonna feel really stupid!
It's okay. You're safe with Daddy.
You all agreed to stay quiet.
- Tom, it's a big, exciting day for Mac Apple users,
- Apple's inner workings are top secret to all users.
- Your son has made a binding
I thought your family was rich!