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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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"Dear Moop,
you fat turd!
All right. Nice, fella. Nice.
You're not serious, and you're a detriment to the band!
I'm getting sick of your stereotype.
♪ Sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and toned ♪
♪ Girl, won't you feel my summertime? ♪
were having their intestine pulled out through their mouths.
♪ Oh, Lord, you are my savior ♪
We won't make a dime!
Get a T-shirt with your favorite Psalm!
Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
This is the home of Lars Ulrich, the drummer for Metallica.
Aw, come on, Dad! Don't be such a Jew!
that you're on an album cover, you black asshole!
of the rock band Moop's refusal to play
You're in love with Christ. I mean, what the heck is this?!
♪ Lord almighty, I've never been so entice ♪
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- ♪ The body of Christ ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ.
Christ has really bless us with talent.
recording artists will be forever doom
Hmm. Guess he got what he deserve.
There's bound to be a bass guitar
I say we refuse to play!
Our platinum-album ceremony. I've spare no expense.
♪ Why don't we just shut off the light? ♪
You're suppose to be standing in random places,
"We cordially invite you
If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.
♪ And His word lift me up ♪
You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!
♪ I promise I'll be good to you ♪
Yeah, we prove that Christian music can be tough
Hey, is this the way to the backstage?
financially windfalling experiences of our young lives.
♪ And I praise His holy name wherever I go ♪
Besides, maybe our songs would have gotten downloaded for free.
in your basement somewhere!
recording artists will be forever doomed
and the second day of absolutely no other news to report on.
Who fucking cares, Token? I can never beat Kyle now!
♪ And I just want to feel you deep inside me ♪
Almost there, guys.
that's ever been produced, actually.
As soon as this strike ends,
Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
We just had one question, though.
before he acts selfishly, or else I fear...
if we're ever going to make a platinum album.
Boy, you sure seem driven, Eric.
Always good to be prayin' before you're playin'.
This is a veritable Strike-apalooza!
Stand over there and look wholesome and cool.
That's a retarded idea, Cartman!
♪ Sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and toned ♪
is a flashy, inspirational album cover.
What a dumb-ass. Our band is way cooler than his.
I thought a group of Vietnamese people
We've got to fight through the rough times, like Journey.
the Christian recording industry is pleased to present you
Yeah, we prove that Christian music can be tough
I don't want to be in a stupid Christian rock band.
Stan, are you okay?
All right, Token. Give me a smooth bass line.
"Dear Moop,
You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!
on the most amazing, life-affirming,
The CD is filled with instant classics.
Guys, we here at Faith Records were very moved