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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
70
on the Teleprompter here.
No, it isn't, you fat turd!
Do-o-o-n't smo-o-o-ke!
instead of letting fat fascist like him tell us what to do.
And that's called fascism, you tubby asshole.
Are you okay, sweetie?
They are liar, and they are frauds.
and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about
Well, then you are grounded, mister!
corrupted by those bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
I don't idolize you anymore, asshole!
with all the townspeople holding torch or something,
My goo! My precious goo!
Oh, my goodness. I had no idea.
That's Serbian-Jew double bluff, and it ain't gonna work on me.
with lies and propaganda that make them want to smoke.
So, gentlemen, looks like only one of us
have been seduce into smoking tobacco.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
was cultivate in Virginia in 1612.
And so for centuries, tobacco production flourish.
outlaw in bars here didn't pass.
I've just been diagnose with terminal lung cancer.
But I'm warn you...
A hero is somebody who sacrifice himself
I lobbied to get images of cigarettes
When this hits the papers, the tobacco company is screw!
So please give a very big South Park Cows welcome to...
Well, when I relax, I just go to my vacation house in Hawaii.
The folks who work to get smoking ban.
And I'm suppose to agree so that tomorrow
saying that the tobacco company invite you over
The tobacco companies lie to you about the dangers of smoking.
Remember, kids, if you smoke,
I push a law for higher taxes on cigarettes.
- Pfft. That's nones the cool. - Word.
That sounds perfectly reasonable.
Apparently, people still don't understand
Well, you boys have certainly done it this time!
Oh, my God. That is exactly what I've always said.
Or... Or a cold drink perhaps?
Sometimes lying is okay,
instead of letting fat fascists like him tell us what to do.
the town has a tobacco company quite near them.
Once you're inside, I'm gonna...
As soon as we get into the main facility,
It's gonna end up with the whole town taking this too far
It is so nice to see an entire town come together
♪ Don't smoke, don't ever smoke ♪
Sure you don't, Kyle. Oh, and neither do I.
Oh, my God. That is exactly what I've always said.
Oh, God damn it. Do I have to explain this again?
Do you think lung cancer is cool, too?
No matter how much money the antismoking groups spend,
Dude, this is unbearable.
for medicinal and ceremonial purposes.
♪ From their stressful lie-dee lives ♪
We go state to state and do things like use bogus studies
and their slick desks and fancy buildings...
for medicinal and ceremonial purposes.
Uh, now, kids, we have a really fun motivational group today
That's your Serbian-Jew double bluff...
Don't be ridiculous, boys.
What kind of backward hick state is this?
Haven't you boys heard anything about how harmful smoking is
♪ It makes me feel calm when the day is at an end ♪
This is how we get rid of smokers.
These poor, innocent children
Now you kids can meet some good, decent people...
and their slick desks and fancy buildings...
My goo! My precious goo!