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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
148
Is that the one where even the children have muttonchop?
Your scullery maid, your shoe de-graveler
I left my chapstick in the past.
Peter and chris (chanting): Unga bunga, unga bunga,
You... You imbecile!
Screw you, you little turd!
Pug-nosed british dogs that licks its own snot all day.
And he's chief scrum-flanker on his varsity boogling team,
Hey, hey, hey, douche bags!
No, that's the whittaker of edgerton crescent.
I wanted to be free of the family of moron
Let's see, I need plutonium for the time machine.
Your parlor maid, your housemaid,
Sir, we have a meeting in the broom shed.
Her uncle was steward to the queen's privy!
Pug-nosed british dogs that licks its own snot all day.
Like bob weir in the grateful dead.
You're only here because father is a heavy sleeper
I loathe this family.
I've been reborn!
Ooh, scramble eggs! How delightful.
She got plow on a pile of hay in game of thrones.
I'm choking on my own blood!
You creep.
Ah! You bastard!
I'm beg you!
Shall I fetch your crying tuxedo?
I thought you swore off time travel,
I'm fading away!
Because, brian, tonight we sup on
'cause in space no one can hear you scream.
Besides, you shine among these dullards.
And some reject toys you're not gonna believe.
British nobleman: Who dare to shoot the bow tie off my cat?
I'm sick and tired of you blaming me
The lemonade trick me and got away!
Which, as far as we know, makes us terribly proud.
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
It is! And it's incredibly painful!
But I spell some words very differently.
Like, I literally have no idea where food comes from.
It'd be a lot of effort ultimately for nothing.
Besides, you shine among these dullards.
God, it took me forever to get awa...
You successfully prevented your own birth,
Well, you're certainly in a better mood
Finally, siblings who are doing stuff.
And this is me getting you from behind,
And instead you were born into an alternate family.
Quite right.
Has worked thus far, so I had to up our game.
Almost there.
Addressed to me with nothing inside.
Whatever. I'm gonna be out of this place soon anyway.
Oh, god, that's frumpy ann.
I'm not gonna be the dog to some poof baby.
And one superfluous employee
"vile woman" on the bedroom wall.
If peter leaves, I'll be unborn!
Did you see something suspicious about that baby?
That's ridiculous, peter!
Ooh, scrambled eggs! How delightful.
I don't even get a stuffed animal to hug?
Well, if it's verbal jousting skills you're looking for,
My dumb family!
I'm much too upset.
Like bob weir in the grateful dead.
I'm bald!
Dealing with slight change.
With a frequent morning stem.
As the incredible hulk.
And instead you were born into an alternate family.