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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Or do we all get Ghostbuster jumpsuit
Stewie, what's with the waterworks?
Why does your living room smell so much like puke?
I know, but the one guy who made those drew a doodle of Mohammed,
I'm mad at this jar of pickle I can't open.
I have to track down a titanium capacitor
Hey, Chris, you're kind of a creep.
He spent my college fund on puppet clothes.
and on the first pose, his ball sack split in half.
God, what a jerk.
Hey, just out of curiosity, what breed are you?
how about a joke that ain't for fancy millionaire?
Beetles are teachers.
He had to share the ambulance with a chicken.
I got to be honest, I can't get a bead on you, man.
Num, num, num, num, num.
and on the first pose, his ball sack split in half.
I always wind up getting hit by a black woman with a purse.
Vinny, you must be starving.
who bust his tail providing for you?
Why does your living room smell so much like puke?
I know, I know, I mess up.
I frequently alter the past.
Come on, kid, quit crying.
We better restore things to the way they were.
Listen, uh, we've just been inform
Well, I suppose I could use a new hobby
Hey, shot in the dark, but, uh, is anyone else in the mood
I realize I paid too much for my muffler.
You throw a stick, maybe I bring it back.
You promise me we were all eating
is all it's crack up to be.
So I've decide to get rid of it
That guy suck.
I know, but the one guy who made those drew a doodle of Mohammed,
they've forgotten all about Brian.
just absentmindedly while talking on the phone.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Maybe sometime you could take me
God, look at all the perfectly good stuff
Everyone in this family is so damn thrilled with you,
and I've sprained my ankle twice.
I frequently alter the past.
Guys, I'm gonna need a few minutes alone upstairs.
is that perhaps the alternate Stewie
Oh, finally, someone who sounds like they went to college.
because otherwise they're gonna kill us.
This time machine has almost killed us
You know, it actually looks like
(chuckles) Yeah, I kind of knew that already.
Every day I get a little further in.
to run really fast in one direction?
We were gonna do so many things together.
You know, usually, I'd be sitting inside writing,
They're just gonna spend it all on deviled eggs.
before something irreparable happens.
this pathological need to be liked.
Everyone in this family is so damn thrilled with you,
Brian would be very thankful that you're here.
Stewie fell asleep this early.
that these guns are defective.
Nah, I was getting bored of it anyway.
Oh, that's awful.
Well, there's my brave warrior.
that he goes into cardiac arrest.
So I've decided to get rid of it
how about a joke that ain't for fancy millionaires?
so Chris doesn't keep getting stuck in it?
I'm the one who had to throw away the damn time machine.
is that perhaps the alternate Stewie
I got to do, like, a-a sad yank.
By the time he passed away, it was real tough.