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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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this whole headshrinker business.
It's all bosoms and derriere on there.
- Ouch! - I loathe the little wheeze
BOTH: Balderdash. Heavens. Stop that.
from the coolest arm ailment there is:
and past coworker you don't even like!
Please return plate to G. Quagmire."
It's all bosom and derrieres on there.
Okay, so how much synthetic opioid do you need?
I'm out in the field cutting firewood
Nothing fancy. Just acorns and puddle water.
Well, there's a trucker hat, but those look stupid on me.
that the recipient can physically shrink in stature.
I saw this tree go down. Any loot in it?
Nothing fancy. Just acorn and puddle water.
Ooh, fudge!
Before years of poor posture and wear and tear
Nobody touch the smooshed squirrel bodies!
that our baby you molest is dead.
Sometimes I overdo it, end up with Chain Saw Elbow.
Your eyeglass lenses have been smudge for 19 years.
- Ouch! - I loathe the little wheeze
- Ooh! - The way you chew a banana
Oh, yeah, with the half‐shave head. She was nice.
in a frozen‐in‐place moment of silence,
You shut your damn mouth!
Which is why... I suppose I've been taking them out on you.
you are all invite to a small reception
all of her husband's stuff 'cause he shot himself
- MAN: Ow! Who kick me?! - Sorry!
Stewie promise he'd make healthy meals for us,
This role, it‐it suit you.
- "Chain Saw Elbow"? - Yes, it's all explain
Holy crap! What happen?
I guess it's like a‐a radio show on your phone.
Nobody touch the smooshed squirrel bodies!
a freshly baked brownie.
before desperately groveling for online approval
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
He's practically your best friend!
Likewise, Stewie.
I'm Chris. I'm somehow both signing the checks
Basically everything in this house
and exercise regularly.
Sears just closed forever.
and then are eventually written off.
and also the worst thing anybody could possibly say.
Sometimes I overdo it, end up with Chain Saw Elbow.
You said you loved pizza, especially when I make
at every cocktail party about almost meeting John Kerry.
It's kind of like the Polar Express.
Turns out I've been this tall all along.
But this type of thing is usually done in strip malls
Have you ever had a chiropractic adjustment?
All right, time for a little elfin magic.
Do you lead a lifestyle that's sedentary?
of fresh‐baked‐but‐still‐stale supermarket cookies.
That was me. It was one of my cross‐legged ones.
You're so predictable.
I'll always have very fond memories of him.
So, kids, Bonnie just told me about the neat thing.
of fresh‐baked‐but‐still‐stale supermarket cookies.
to honor our beloved squirrel.
Oh, this is awful.
Well, excuse me for not having a fancier phone.
but all he ever makes is frozen pizza.
but I was just so excited
You couldn't even enjoy the moment for one damn minute
You know, I'm sad, too!
Well, there's a trucker hat, but those look stupid on me.
Turns out I've been this tall all along.
- So, how is it being that tall? - It's okay, I guess.