Name: Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) fishwife

Ha! Boy, you throw like a fishwife. Come on, ya hairy, lubbin', friggin' rod.
2) indigestion

And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion. Hey-oh!
3) quagmire

Mr Quagmire, can I use your toothpaste?
4) cameraman

You! Cameraman! Make sure you use that Cybill Shepherd filter.
5) dandelion

You know, some people think that dandelion are weeds,
6) slumber

How could you embarrass me?! Nobody better pull this crap at my slumber party.
7) umpire

where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar?
8) genitals

and Milton Berle's legendary genitals. Ah!
9) toothpaste

I... I find the toothpaste with a pump is a little easier to get on the brush.
10) shovel

I knew it! Well, I'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up.
11) sweetie

Oh, now, sweetie, your father is just a free spirit.
12) videotape

but we usually have breakfast naked and I'm allowed to videotape it.
13) neighbour

One time my dad pooped in the neighbour' yard, then lied about it.
14) autograph

If you want an autograph, you either gotta give me a pen or get me some snow.
15) bib

- Meg, put your bib on. - I don't wanna wear a bib.
16) tulip

who the hell decided tulip were so great?
17) stag

Oh, Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
18) fisherman

Chris, are you gonna take that from a fisherman?

1) embarrass

Today's guest is tired of being embarrass by her family.
2) poop

One time my dad poop in the neighbours' yard, then lied about it.
3) scare

- What happened to your friends? - My family scare them away.
4) settle

Whatever problems we have can be settle in the privacy of...
5) deserve

Well, maybe some of them deserve it.
6) drag

Man, this is a great show. They drag these idiots up on stage and then blindside 'em.
7) quit

Well, now I am getting us off TV. I quit.
8) shut

Just shut up and throw a chair.
9) spin

"It spun in. There were no survivors."
10) shoot

Oh, we'd better stop by the hospital so I can get my cooties shot.
11) lie

One time my dad pooped in the neighbours' yard, then lie about it.
12) throw

Ha! Boy, you throw like a fishwife. Come on, ya hairy, lubbin', friggin' rod.
13) promise

Oh, Peter, you promise me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
14) pull

How could you embarrass me?! Nobody better pull this crap at my slumber party.
15) catch

Um, on Sundays we generally catch the early-bird special
16) decide

who the hell decide tulips were so great?
17) lose

This is terrible! We're the laughing stock of the town and we've lost our daughter.
18) happen

- What happen to your friends? - My family scared them away.

1) overboard

Ever the free thinker, Miles was thrown overboard for speaking his mind.
2) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
3) sometime

We think sometime between The Tonight Show and The Today Show.
4) exactly

Not exactly.
5) alone

Just leave me and my friends alone tonight.
6) generally

Um, on Sundays we generally catch the early-bird special
7) sometimes

I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think to myself
8) actually

Well, actually, I'm not really a woman.
9) inside

Hey, any of you guys want a soda? I'm gonna go inside and get a soda.
10) soon

But relations between Miles and the clam soon soured.
11) usually

but we usually have breakfast naked and I'm allowed to videotape it.
12) ago

It was 360 years ago that Quahog founder Miles "Chatterbox" Musket set sail
13) ever

Ever the free thinker, Miles was thrown overboard for speaking his mind.
14) once

God! Keep it to yourself once in a while! Oh!
15) always

There are fields for tilling, woods for timber, and always the bounty of the sea.
16) never

Miles never spoke again. But every year until his death -
17) again

Miles never spoke again. But every year until his death -
18) second

No, no, no. Shower first, snack second.

1) pubescent

A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music
2) molten

We don't get many of you molten-rock men in here.
3) prosperous

Quahog became a great and prosperous settlement.
4) embarrassing

I wish there was some way I could make them understand how embarrassing they are.
5) awkward

Well, you put me in a very awkward position, Peter, but I guess I have no choice.
6) delightful

Yes, yes, how delightful it will be.
7) awful

I think it's awful and I don't much care for it at all, my good sir.
8) stuck

Oh, crap! I'm stuck in the stairs.
9) fake

Lois, have you seen my fake beard?
10) surprised

To be honest with you, Diane, I'm surprised.
11) retired

where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar?
12) attractive

Well, Beth, what do you think? Does Mark find you attractive?
13) stupid

Fine! Do your stupid show without me.
14) alive

it's just I want her not to be alive any more.
15) gross

Dad's on TV parading around in his underwear like some gross European guy!
16) quiet

Quiet, quiet, quiet. Shut up. Shut up.
17) usual

and I still don't have a date for Friday night, as usual.
18) proud

It's such an honour to play the magic clam. Aren't you proud of your dad, kids?

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