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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Hoisted by my own petard!
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
Nonsense! Force is the only thing a despot like Peter Griffin understands.
So, a schoolteacher? That must be interesting.
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
You're why cavemen painted on walls.
All right, uh, Jenny, would you come up here and show us where the femur is?
when you're about to assassinate an infidel?
OK, kids, I don't want anyone swimmin' in this pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty.
Ha, ha, ha! "Diarrhoea"!
Iraq, Lois! You know what? I'm gonna invite a few of these fella over for a party.
- What the...? - Hi. You guys have any Cheese Doodles?
I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
live at the site of the US blockade. Tom?
- And this is Stewie. - What the deuce?
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
This is treason! For God's sake, Peter! Make an example of her!
Peter, I'm up here. Oh, sweetie,
seceded and repatriate in less than a week.
secede and repatriated in less than a week.
What? You can't just come over here and annexe my pool.
but unfortunately, you're not entitle to a refund.
- No, it couldn't be me. I just fart. - Oh.
Oh, Peter. That tickle me in a way that if Loretta tickle me in that way,
I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invade Kuwait.
- Lois? - Over here. I'm chop carrots for a salad.
You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
I've fixed the power line, but the town's zoning laws prohibit building a pool there.
Oh, of course. How could we not have recognise the great nation of Petoria?
That show is so funny. It really remind me of me and my friends,
No. We're a real country. We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets.
- You smell nice. - What? Oh, that... that must be you.
- What? - I've never encounter anything like this,
I'm gonna send you back to hell where you belong.
First, why don't you attach that green one to that purple one?
how we hang out before I kill them for worshipping the wrong god.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Attention, President Griffin. As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of,
Attention, delegates. This session of the United Nations is hereby convened.
but unfortunately, you're not entitled to a refund.
From this day forth, this territory will be known as "Petoria"!
The situation is very tense and extremely dangerous.
Ah, I am so alone.
Almost!
A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend.
- Brian, at least you're Ioyal enough to stay. - I've stuck by you through worse.
- Ow! - Damn! Usually my malcontents are skinnier.
No. We're a real country. We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets.
And that's the story of Petoria, a little nation that, 200 years ago,
I'm not comin' back in a week, or ever!
- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say.
Everybody, my tax refund is here. I'm gonna buy us somethin' we've always wanted.
- What? - I've never encountered anything like this,
- I'm sorry. Come again? - You're not entitled to a refund.
That's Petorian for "More beer, you slappy-wag."
Damn you, Rupert! Keep these loathsome insects away, or you'll end up like Mr Giraffe.
Well, we're a clean and industrious people, mostly white.
- Oh, joy unbounded! - I'll feed it and take care of it!
And all in favour of "Ephraim, the Retarded Rabbit"?
My God, I haven't seen everyone this miserable since that time we were tortured.
Oh, it's ridiculous, clearly. He's a factory worker, not a despot.
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
After my grandfather helped create one of our most beloved cartoon characters.
Oh, my God, they've opened fire. It looks like things are getting very heated here.
The IRS is much kinder and gentle than we used to be.
Operation Bomb the Crap Out of Your House.
How very inappropriate. Thank you.
- Uh, Miss Stratford? - Come in, Mr Griffin. Don't be nervous.
Damn government, telling me I can't build a pool on my own land.
- Well, it's about time. - Well, this is odd.
No, Brian, it's a foreign car. The "T" is silent.
So tough luck, Swanson.