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The Good Place » Season 1 » The Eternal Shriek

00:21:24

Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) flan

or, uh, "flan voyage."
2) popper

of all of the party popper immediately.
3) hallway

I wanted to do that thing where you walk down the hallway,
4) eternity

and condemn him to an eternity of unimaginable pain.
5) approximation

but here's my best approximation of human crying.
6) molecule

and each molecule will be placed
7) shrimp

I grossly underestimated the number of shrimp needed
8) dessert

of themed dessert, like retire-mint chocolate cake
9) alphabet

Janet, would you please recite the English alphabet?
10) buffet

Look, over there, I've even set up a buffet
11) weed

Janet, can you get Chidi some weed?
12) dude

Dude, this is good news.
13) garbage

and garbage rained down.
14) essence

And then my... my essence will be scooped out of my body
15) reward

I wanted to get a reward card,
16) asthma

Look at Tyler. Tyler has asthma, but he is battling it like a champ.
17) vessel

I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge
18) blend

Tonight needs to be the perfect blend

Verbs

1) disintegrate

My soul will be disintegrate,
2) haunt

and that lie has haunt me ever since,
3) beg

I beg you,
4) slaughter

Someone slaughter Janet.
5) owe

I owe you an apology.
6) scoop

And then my... my essence will be scoop out of my body
7) justify

The ends justify the means.
8) lean

and then you both lean to one side
9) disagree

but I disagree, and then yesterday
10) blame

I'm not. I'm blaming you.
11) nail

You got to admit... I kind of nail it.
12) destroy

If you press it, I will be destroy.
13) shut

uh, shut you down?
14) suppose

You see, architects aren't suppose to live
15) torture

He's gonna be torture?
16) kick

I kick a puppy into the Sun,
17) lie

who are lying about their identities?
18) burn

or the one I'm going to be burn

Adverbs

1) morally

He believed that lying is always morally wrong...
2) desperately

which, frankly, he desperately needs,
3) briefly

I-I wanted to talk briefly to someone and then say,
4) literally

She literally knew everything in the universe,
5) somehow

Did you make him do this somehow?
6) essentially

She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her.
7) somewhere

He's gonna be on an angel boat somewhere,
8) definitely

but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.
9) forever

All we have to do now is keep the secret forever.
10) forth

'cause I was really going back and forth
11) truly

I'm sorry, everyone. I'm truly sorry.
12) exactly

What is "retirement" for you exactly?
13) immediately

We need to cancel this party immediately.
14) sometimes

Sometimes we do thing just to be polite,
15) finally

and I can finally relax.
16) instead

but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.
17) forward

Pay it forward.
18) almost

Dang it. I was almost handed a perfect solution

Adjectives

1) anthropomorphized

I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge
2) reverential

of celebratory, reverential,
3) nonhuman

Janet is a nonhuman object who was sent here to help us,
4) perceptible

Well, it's not perceptible by human eyes.
5) unimaginable

and condemn him to an eternity of unimaginable pain.
6) tenured

but then he just left his tenured position
7) bleak

Great lecture, by the way... so bleak.
8) upbeat

bittersweet, upbeat, fun, and effortless.
9) obsessive

Yes, well, Kant was a lonely, obsessive hermit
10) mediocre

Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people
11) flaming

with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.
12) poetic

- That's it? - It's more poetic in Mandarin.
13) lame

That party was lame, so I bailed.
14) accidental

It's just there in case of an accidental shut down,
15) chill

Michael's gonna get a chill retirement,
16) parental

the steadiest parental guidance,
17) calm

You have to act calm and cool
18) rid

Jianyu, my love, we're gonna have to get rid

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