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00:21:27
Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil
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with murderers, and arsonist, and people who take off
and I have like 40,000 tweet calling me the "Dress Bitch"?
snitch do get stitches.
I mean, "flattened by boner pill truck
This is a quick litmus test.
No offense, but that's a real bummer of a life.
It serves only room-temperature Manhattan clam chowder,
Tahani, I'll get right to the crux of the matter.
possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you.
Trevor, for decency's sake,
sexual harassment, arson, or otherwise?
I need to understand every facet of this disaster.
with murderer, and arsonists, and people who take off
It's a hot dog, but the bun is two churros.
Let's hit it, sweetheart. We got a long ride.
I mean, you're a giant chunk of spinach
so only smiles and nod, got it?
Your devotion to the noble truths has given you something
Taylor was rudely upstage by my other friend, Kanye,
I mean, "flatten by boner pill truck
No, we're stump, but, uh, don't sweat it, champ.
and I admire you for protecting him or her.
about to do yours then secretly toss mine
I swear I will lose my mind.
She... well, she pretend to be my friend
Her memory's still being reboot because,
I... I understand that Eleanor violate our trust,
It's only when we interfere that it becomes dangerous.
A cactus on its own intend no harm.
do you think she deserve to be here?
and all three of us are royally fork fork!
I mean, I nail the questionnaire,
I'm sorry I drag you into this.
even though she does belong here?
that you were emotionally invest
She sue for $900 for the dress
You just casually cited Immanuel Kant.
about to do yours then secretly tossed mine
whether you are fundamentally good or bad.
that you were emotionally invested
You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.
That's literally the purpose of this entire exercise.
And yet, you are, somehow, a mistake.
Does it help if they basically sold themselves?
She's definitely one of ours.
There are some criteria that she unfortunately
possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you.
That dress is like twice your salary.
Absolutely not.
Not exactly.
that you would be tortured, she immediately tried
to the mall sometimes and bought her churro dogs.
And finally, a multi-part question:
sexual harassment, arson, or otherwise?
I am just dumbfounded as to how this happened.
Oh, hey, dum-dum. You ready to go?
and then you learned that she's just an immoral grifter.
you're the bomb and that you got a dope soul and hella ethics.
Oh, flaming snake ate all the nuts you brought me.
Yeah, I know we're in a miserable bind here,
Why is everyone so jealous of me?
Much as one might be fond of a street cat.
Is this insane?
who kind of sucked, but in, like, a fun, chill way.
but is her staying here unfair to those who earned their place?
Oh, sounds awful, but it's very nice
Somebody put the dry cleaners' story online, and it went viral.
You're a really good fake soul mate.
Your devotion to the noble truths has given you something
and $80 million in emotional distress.
possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you.
Hey, Mads, um, I have to go to this stupid