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00:22:47
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...our forefather used to bitch at each other?
You wear bifocals?
- And get my glasses too. - All righty-roo.
Sorry, we're on a major flan high.
See? Honk, honk.
I was just warming up the earpiece for you.
But then when the firework started, everybody just shut up.
All right, fella, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving.
It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.
In fact, I'm gonna go out into the hallway and fire up this bad boy.
And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.
Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.
...I thought I'd poach a salmon. Oh.
Yes, it is. I was just moisten the tip.
He always ridiculed my pottery classes.
And you sand it and you varnish it.
Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?
She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker.
Where are you sneak off to, mister? Heh.
Oh. Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers. "
All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly...
Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed...
So basically, just a Chinese guy.
- You want me to see a therapist? - Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem.
I have a condition apparently...
Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program...
Uh, yes, absolutely.
You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
This is clearly in the wrong apartment.
When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program...
Yep. Get ready for the gelatinous fun.
You know, I mean, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.
Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory.
Oh, it all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons.
No, only the three of you. Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
- I can't believe this is happening. - You know what? This is ridiculous.
Oh. Scotch neat.
...vascular surgery game?
I guess I just got scared.