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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity
I thought your pseudonym was Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower.
Will there be an intermission?
like a bottle of ketchup.
of benzene, ephedrine
Your play panders to the lowest common denominator, Brian.
New York can be pretty harsh, especially to outsider.
of benzene, ephedrine
Just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork
pun and stolen bits.
I found this blazer on the side of the highway?
First, where do we keep the good scotch?
I got an audition for the hottest new play in town.
who barked at a pineapple for four hours.
I found a lump under one of my balls.
Brian, my God, take it down a notch.
I got to hear David Mamet curse in person.
Stewie, don't you think you're overdoing it with that outfit?
the same day Chris drown a mouse in a puddle.
Guess I kind of muck the whole thing up.
Oh, I am so bum out right now.
Mrs. Andrews, I poop in the pot again.
Your play has been nominate
Come here, you bastard!
I urge you to see this one."
puns and stolen bits.
Sorry, there was a fart trap in the play.
Nailed it.
and he's in there pitch a fit.
that laugh at your sophomoric effort
has been sentence to death by guillotine.
Your husband murder three children.
I mean, usually, the shows suck in this town.
I replace Peter's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Those won't keep you warm at night.
until I discover I was living in a house with a brilliant one.
Maybe someday.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
It was incredibly raw. I was pretty damn impressed.
It was incredibly raw. I was pretty damn impressed.
Besides, I checked, and there's no play
Definitely not.
After all, I've certainly clone worse.
Exactly. And-and as your friend,
I found it behind your ear earlier.
and we can finally start our family.
New York can be pretty harsh, especially to outsiders.
“Here's hoping A Passing Fancy is actually a staying fancy.
kind of one of those theater kids in high school.
I'll come back as soon as I can.
What we do know, though,
I mean, usually, the shows suck in this town.
This is all I've ever wanted, you know?
but sure, I'd say we're friends now.
that laughs at your sophomoric effort
and it is exhilarating to me.
Just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork
It's a depressing voice, but it's yours.
"for his hilarious and insightful look
TOM: This is unacceptable!
Mr. Beaker, it is my unfortunate task
New York can be pretty harsh, especially to outsiders.
What's wrong? You look awful.
I'm so grateful, you know?
It was incredibly raw. I was pretty damn impressed.
be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity
Well, a little nervous.
Excuse me, I noticed you were talking loud,
Wow, I'm so excited for Brian.
Yes, and it was brilliant.
Boy, it's just so weird to be in a room
Sad. Sad. Nobody.