Name: How to Be Single
Released: 2017-11-08
Duration: 1 h 49 min
Cast: Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Leslie Mann

1) buzzkill

You're one of those parade-hating buzzkill that stays at home,
2) dreadlock

I could make dreadlock with that bush and form a reggae band.
3) puncher

Whoa! it is a hole-puncher!
4) guv

That guv'?
5) hairbrush

It's like you dropped your hairbrush and your vagina caught it.
6) dimple

No, Buzz-Cut and Dimples are visiting from Italy
7) sweatpants

God, doesn't she look smoking hot in these sweatpants?
8) quicksand

- What? -It's like quicksand, but with dicks.
9) doorman

From your doorman, David.
10) congratulation

Congratulations, good luck with it. I hope it lasts.
11) heave

go home and stare at your heave'?
12) microbe

Germs are little bugs, like little microbe
13) nightstand

Totally thought it was a nightstand, didn't you?
14) endgame

Because the endgame is to take them off, anyway
15) mimosa

Uh, mimosa?
16) centimeter

You're at 10 centimeter
17) cleave

Who's ready to reach into my cleave of wonders
18) gotcha

I gotcha. Here you go.
19) cliche

One, it's just, like, so cliche'.
20) buzzer

My buzzer's broken.
21) sprout

This is the first, tiny green sprout of life
22) hookup

and incapable of a simple hookup,
23) auntie

I'm gonna be the best auntie, ever. lam.

1) petrify

That looks like a whole bowl of petrified curly fries.
2) terrify

You scared all the kids, terrified a lot of parents.
3) sterilize

My hands and my mouth have both been recently sterilize by vodka.
4) stinky

- Hi, you stinky little baby. -(CHUCKLES)
5) disgust

Yeah. Which is nuts, because she's not completely disgust by you.
6) gasp

- KEN:Oh,Meg {GASPS)
7) accumulate

and it feels like it's all accumulating right here.
8) boil

I thought that was gonna be boil hot.
9) beg

I'm telling you, you're gonna be beg this guy to die.
10) abandon

to an abandon location covered in plastic...
11) ruin

You've ruin so many things for me.
12) scare

You scare all the kids, terrified a lot of parents.
13) pretend

So, instead of being a psycho who pretend
14) disappear

Like, I forget what I want and I just disappear.
15) hike

where they hike the Grand Canyon in the dark,
16) marry

ALICE: It's just, Josh and I could be married by now
17) imply

Anything sooner implies that you're needy and really co-dependent
18) educate

I want someone college educate.
19) leak

So, unless a leak sex tape is part of your two-year plan,
20) weed

My system should have weed him out.
21) reject

and it completely reject me.
22) lean

"Then, he lean in to kiss her, and finally said..."
23) deserve

I think I deserve to know when there's someone

1) mockingly

Like... (MOCKINGLY) "Oh!"
2) awkwardly

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
3) nervously

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - Okay. All right. (CLEARS THROAT)
4) vaguely

Okay, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds vaguely racist.
5) forwards

Uh, no going backwards, only forwards. You can't sleep with Tom again.
6) softly

(KEYS JANGLING SOFTLY)
7) emotionally

Notjust physically, but, like, emotionally.
8) upstairs

Look, I just moved in upstairs and my Wi-Fi sucks.
9) genetically

- It's not your problem. - Not genetically, okay?
10) statistically

Just, statistically, it's the easiest holiday
11) backwards

Uh, no going backwards, only forwards. You can't sleep with Tom again.
12) technically

Well, okay, technically, I'm not, like, single.
13) asleep

I would probably just fall asleep on your face.
14) honestly

Honestly, like, if we're not gonna make it through this,
15) sooner

Anything sooner implies that you're needy and really co-dependent
16) lately

Is this why you've been avoiding me lately?
17) specially

I had it made for her, specially.
18) physically

Notjust physically, but, like, emotionally.
19) barely

What do you mean? I barely have any hair.
20) literally

I have literally paid the bill, every time we've gone out.
21) deeply

-(CHUCKLES SLOWLY) -(EXHALES DEEPLY)
22) heavily

-(POP MUSIC PLAYING) - MEG: (BREATHING HEAVILY) This is bad.
23) occasionally

where you keep some clothes and occasionally bathe.

1) hungover

Plus, no water. So, hungover chicks...
2) cliched

And I'm not gonna be one of those cliched girls
3) workaholic

Okay. I'm gonna take my old, lonely, workaholic ass back to the hospital.
4) caramelized

until it's nice and caramelized and brown...
5) homey

it seems kind of homey,
6) stingy

Cons. You're really stingy with the pills.
7) whooping

(ALL WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
8) thirsty

What if you get thirsty?
9) upbeat

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
10) involuntary

I know that that was probably just an involuntary tic, or gas.
11) incapable

and incapable of a simple hookup,
12) embarrassed

ALICE: We're embarrassed to admit we 're single,
13) needy

Anything sooner implies that you're needy and really co-dependent
14) cheerful

ALICE: We're supposed to act all cheerful and happy about it.
15) obsessed

I'm so obsessed with the idea of being in love that I just, it's like...
16) curly

That looks like a whole bowl of petrified curly fries.
17) uncomfortable

I just have blood pumping through my body in an uncomfortable way
18) lame

is because you just turn into this lame-ass shell of a human being.
19) spontaneous

The end of spontaneous sex, traveling by yourself
20) crowded

I know it's probably like so crowded with so many tourists,
21) handsome

Lion is very handsome and, also, we seem to be matching.
22) neat

Very neat and organized.
23) eighth

George is an eighth Irish.

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