Name: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Released: 2017-06-23
Duration: 1 h 47 min
Cast: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones

Words to remember

Nouns

1) arsehole

Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his ear hole.
2) guv

So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for?
3) sadder

Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
4) musket

There was a couple of old hammer-lock musket the butler was carrying.
5) wanker

Now these wanker shouldn't give us any problems.
6) ganja

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
7) kebab

then you and me are gonna know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.
8) geezer

Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson
9) mouthful

And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty.
10) grocer

You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.
11) extinguisher

So calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher,
12) slag

Don't none of you slag move. I'll kill the fucking lot of you!
13) fella

Now don't fuck around, fella. You all know the rules,
14) blasphemy

That includes blasphemy as well.
15) quid

Ed can hustle a few quid here and there,
16) madman

Not that madman with an Afro?
17) custard

No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over.
18) dill

Now these dill cost 25 quid a pop.
19) ache

I've got the bollock ache with this. Where's me fucking gun?
20) arse

advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos.
21) booze

And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty.
22) facade

It's all a deceptive facade.
23) sod

Sod you. You clean it up.

Verbs

1) gob

And he gob out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty.
2) brag

This is three card brag, gentlemen.
3) ponce

They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks.
4) illuminate

I want the gray skies of London illuminate.
5) tickle

they tickle arse when they're not paying in checks?
6) accumulate

but he can't have any idea how much hard currency we've accumulate.
7) wander

And he wander up and turns the liza over.
8) slap

slap all over your Chevy Chase.
9) chop

He's fucking nearly chop me arm off.
10) bastard

You bastard.
11) toss

They've toss up between them.
12) scare

Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow scare the fucking life out of me!
13) owe

You owe what you owe,
14) inspire

That really inspire confidence, that.
15) fade

and by the time this tan's fade,
16) unlock

Unlock the gate. All right, I said unlock the fucking gate!
17) steal

Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand stolen in Stepney.
18) settle

Big Chris settle debts for Harry.
19) belong

And bring back what belong to me.
20) bend

If you bend the truth, or I think you're bend the truth,
21) laugh

I might get laugh at.
22) invest

That's for 25 grand invest, going on previous experience.
23) harm

"If I don't harm nobody, nobody harm me" stuff.

Adverbs

1) brightly

And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses.
2) somewhere

"Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else."
3) hence

Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.
4) apparently

Apparently, it's for security.
5) carefully

I've got a plan. Now listen carefully.
6) normally

I don't normally have anything to do with weed, Nick.
7) certainly

And certainly not when you got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket.
8) nearly

I've been busy. I'm nearly there.
9) exactly

Not exactly thick, these walls.
10) alone

You can ask him if you like. If I was you, I'd leave him well alone.
11) soft

Poofs. Nothing heavy. Four public schoolboys. Soft as shite.
12) perhaps

Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure.
13) fucking

- Are you gonna fucking pay? - Yeah, I'll pay!
14) dead

Mick, you dead yet?
15) otherwise

Otherwise, I will take a finger
16) especially

especially when it comes to money.
17) late

"Too late, too late!" will be the cry
18) outside

Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you.
19) actually

Any chance of actually seeing the money?
20) kind

so if you'd just be kind enough to...
21) soon

and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage.
22) along

Winston, there, is gonna come along and see if he recognizes any of them.
23) enough

That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in,

Adjectives

1) dippy

You dippy bastard.
2) gutless

They got no muscle. Gutless faggots.
3) unfazed

Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. His team's won, too.
4) unsettled

The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debt,
5) samoan

The others, they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's.
6) stately

It's a fucking stately home.
7) deceptive

It's all a deceptive facade.
8) armored

There was more small, hairy armored things
9) embarrassing

Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in.
10) flaming

He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest,
11) awkward

As you know, this puts us in an awkward position.
12) imminent

Rory knows claret is imminent, but doesn't wanna miss the end of the game.
13) bastard

the greasy wop... Greek bastard round here now.
14) suspicious

They're not suspicious.
15) refreshing

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.
16) skinny

The skinny one is Tom,
17) unfortunate

they rip off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs.
18) unlawful

of any unlawful behavior.
19) sensible

He represents the more sensible side of the four.
20) rude

been as fucking rude to me...
21) sour

If the milk turns out to be sour,
22) luxurious

Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage
23) unfair

Now if you think that's unfair,

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