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00:22:37
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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I say "kara," you say "oke." Kara...
Dipper, what's the one thing
that you don't have any other bombshell secrets
I know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous.
These keg are full of meat.
Enchantment! Phoo!
We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people.
Take that, sucker!
SOOS: Brains! Brains!
it's just part of gift shop lore.
But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone.
All I know is that your dumb obsession
What else do you want? A kiss on the cheek?
Mystery Shack!
All right, you undead jerk,
CROWD: Boo!
By the way, I taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box.
We've got paperwork to do, kid.
♪ And all the boys are ganging up in my face ♪
their skulls can be shatter by a perfect three part harmony."
The only wrinkly monster who harass my family is me.
No, it's real, I swear.
We're all doom.
These two scams deserve some of the glory.
We finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet.
I assure you I am not.
I have a naturally high pitch scream.
Gideon almost destroy the town
I'm investigating the exact same thing.
Kid, we've been chasing the paranormal for years,
Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop.
I'm suppose to yell when I see a government vehicle?
I've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it,
I promise I won't send it to anyone.
This is bigger than we imagine.
If I finally pull this off,
I can make noises with my body. Sometimes intentionally.
This thing's a surprisingly good weapon.
I know literally everything there is to know about
Who could possibly catch me now?
Normally, the journal would help us,
you ready to die twice?
Previously thought to be invincible,
But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone.
I can make noises with my body. Sometimes intentionally.
If I finally pull this off,
Too late, I wrote your names on the list.
Almost losing my journal made me realize
Wendy, Dipper, how are those posters coming along?
It looks like I didn't lie well enough.
Good news for me though.
( scoffs ) Yeah, right. I've come this far.
TOGETHER: Something stupid!
You know you don't have anything else
Kid has an overactive imagination and, like,
Previously thought to be invincible,
All right, you undead jerks,
He's stubborn. That's his problem.
physically incapable of experiencing humor.
Darn kid!
I believe there is a conspiracy of paranormal origin
Gnomes, cursed objects, spells!
there's nothing supernatural going on
Your fighting only makes us look more rad.
Don't lame out on me.
That was insane.
All I know is that your dumb obsession
But they're written in some kind of invisible ink.
Stan's brains look delicious.
Dudes, stay calm.
Get back, dudes. This is about to get intense.
We've got complaints about the loud party in town.