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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1794
Exodus demonus, spookus scarus,
A dreamboat. That's what kind.
All you had to do was let the townsfolk into the party,
Dipper, don't you see what this means?
Making me do their exorcism for them.
Put the fondue fork down.
Let's swear a sisters' truce not to waste time on Marius.
but might I give you mein phone number?
And that's not just jealousy talking.
Good Lord, the riff-raff.
Just gotta splash this sucker with some anointed water,
Do you guys eat kangaroo meat over there,
Fulfill your ancestor' promise.
The apocalypse. The end times.
Dipper, please let me get my vengeance on the Northwests.
The rumor were true.
Ha! Gullible! Loser!
for a peek at the fanciness.
Ancient blood and blacken skies.
Just gotta splash this sucker with some anoint water,
that would be haunt, all right.
I was swept away by the storm.
the Northwests asked us lumber folk
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.
- You remind me of me 150 years ago. - What do you mean?
I smell a Northwest.
What are you laughing about, man? I defeat you.
Whoa! That is mess up.
A haunted painting can only be trap in a silver mirror.
they refuse to let us in.
and they trick me into helping them
What are you laugh about, man? I defeated you.
- before the guests arrive in an hour. - I'll do my best.
So I'm just suppose to hold onto everything for you?
You lie to me. All of you did.
they promise the common folk of the town,
Come out, wherever you are.
or are they strictly pets?
Candy, listen to me carefully.
What exactly was all that?
Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier,
A moment alone at last.
We shouldn't have left you behind.
But you made me do your dirty work instead.
- Go change. - But I kind of like it.
They say each gift basket has a live quail inside.
I was right about you all along.
We can't thank you enough.
I wouldn't be worried, though.
- You remind me of me 150 years ago. - What do you mean?
All you've ever done is try to humiliate me and Mabel.
The forest dark once more shall rise.
Why do we always have to fight at parties?
Can I pay you to pretend that never happened?
And reclusive 102-year-old mayor of Gravity Falls,
this party was a rousing success.
Splendid. Pacifica, take our guests to the problem room,
- He is too adorable. - Me, too, Candy.
and you seem a little unstable, man.
Hurry. Read through your dumb book already.
Her aggressive flirting style might scare them away.
Everything's so fancy.
[growls] You're just lucky I'm desperate.
That's weird. I don't even know where this room is.
Come on, stupid thing. There we go.
It's okay. They're with me.
You're so bold and confident.
Keep him away from bright lights.
Ancient sins. Ancient sins.
and he should be out of your probably-fake blonde hair.
Our family name is broken,
You're caught in a sweet-savory loop.