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00:19:34
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
300
Tell her you're a circle. Flatland gals are all hot for circles.
Whether you split atoms or infinitive, this is the place to be."
- Hey, Raj. Where are you from? - The mysterious subcontinent of India.
These bronco have been saddled.
Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh?
It's a salute to swing music...
When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.
...and I tend towards public displays of affection.
Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo?
Thanks for giving me your limited edition Green Lantern lantern.
...much less one that's linked to race riot in the 1940s.
- Why are you being such a jerk? - You're surprised?
Are we taking our relationship frustration out...
...it really works up an appetite.
...threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, plea, invocation...
"Grapes."
...about why people who believe in psychics are idiot. Leonard?
When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.
Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abduct by aliens.
I disinfect the kitchen and the bathroom.
I've admire these for years.
Sheldon, I'm beg you.
These broncos have been saddle.
...who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.
Well, we kind of disagree about what the bases are.
Hey, I'm sure Penny fake all kinds of things when she's with you.
Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of "party."
What am I suppose to do?
When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.
...and I tend towards public displays of affection.
Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be."
I highly doubt there is any argument you can make...
I'm sliding into third.
I'm a lost Indian boy far from home...
...that concisely explain how all psychics are frauds?
I discover I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a LINUX partition.
That's a semantically null sentence.
The best thing about a monogamous, mutually supportive relationship...
Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.
There's a sexually attractive line segment.
Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of "party."
It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer.
Well, that's certainly amusing...
These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.
I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone.
Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery...
The world is filled with people doing things outside.
Well, we kind of disagree about what the bases are.
...why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?
But I think things might be turning around pretty soon.
I'm a lost Indian boy far from home...
Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale.
Of course. I would never make fun of you.
Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land...
The best thing about a monogamous, mutually supportive relationship...
Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you."
Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard.
Oh, yeah, I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio lab...
Wow. That's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person...
...threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, plea, invocation...
- How is everything tonight? - Really uncomfortable.
Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer-lint ignition.
I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane.
The best thing about a monogamous, mutually supportive relationship...
...on innocent Cylons?
Not so loud. But ideally, yes.
It is also a treatise on Victorian social mores.
- Why are you being such a jerk? - You're surprised?
Artificial women are your department. You wanna take this?
There's a sexually attractive line segment.
And right there, in the little triple intersection...