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00:21:10
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
465
We skirmish to the death.
All right, Raj has played his Phantom Warlord card...
- How come I wasn't part of this deal? - You had left the refreshment stand...
...because my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.
...with a Cursed Mace. Game.
...and put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.
- No doubt. Sign here. - "From hell's heart, I stab at thee."
I play my Endless Serpent, Raj will play Ecstatic Frenzy...
From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.
...wearing my Starfleet Academy cadet uniform...
Hey, Sheldon, the new Green Lantern figurine's coming in tomorrow.
A pact is a pact. You have to get Penny to fix me up.
Lava Serpent.
Over puppet?
My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.
Okay, fine. Like a pinky swear.
It was at that moment I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.
So that's how it works? I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend?
No, wait, you don't understand. Growing up, I idolize Wil Wheaton.
My Enchanted Troll bludgeon your Screaming Harpy...
You betray me, Wil Wheaton.
But I'm really sorry that I disappoint you.
It was at that moment I vow eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.
We pawn them, dude. Up top.
That remind me, I have a bone to pick with you.
- Are you going to answer it? - I'm torn.
I deserve it.
...who nearly destroy the Batman movie franchise...
I have chase you around the moons of Nibia...
When you arrive at work, you undoubtedly heard:
...a long time ago I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involve you.
It's not that simple. What am I suppose to say?
You just rob me of the opportunity to stumble upon the figurine...
Oh, you catch on quick.
Having spent 10 hours on a bus...
If anything happen to my memaw, I'd be one inconsolable Moon Pie.
When you arrived at work, you undoubtedly heard:
Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime.
- Want me to set one aside for you? - Thank you.
...and basically everything beats Enchanted Bunny.
...but tread carefully because it may be the last conversation we ever have.
It doesn't matter, you can't possibly win.
...during which I had to twice violate my personal rule...
From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.
...who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise...
...I finally arrived at the Fourth Annual Dixie Trek Convention...
And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.
Most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May 7th.
...a long time ago I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involves you.
And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.
Or I could just tell her later tonight. Ha-ha-ha.
It might interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth...
...a long time ago I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involves you.
...that if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend...
I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.
If anything happened to my memaw, I'd be one inconsolable Moon Pie.
Yeah, my arduous journey, however, was for naught.
- If we team up, we'd be unstoppable. - I'm sorry, Raj.
...in order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.
I play my Endless Serpent, Raj will play Ecstatic Frenzy...
I couldn't even talk him into giving me one of his freaking napkins.
My Enchanted Troll bludgeons your Screaming Harpy...
...with a Cursed Mace. Game.
In the words of Khan Noonien Singh in the immortal Wrath of Khan:
She's adorable, Howard. I think you'll like her.
Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater vest?
Another delightful surprise for her.
It was at that moment I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.
Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.
Sheldon, that is incredible.
Rough. Okay, check this out.
You're holding two moderate spell cards, a Small Rock and a Potion of Zancor...