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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
35
It's a menses pot.
One time he made me keep a live bat in my underpants all day.
I'm gonna eat a whole turkey leg, then find a clean porta-john to destroy.
♪ You'll be ready for "koala-ty" ♪
Come on, baby. Our chariot awaits.
My anus was frothing like a cappuccino.
Oh, I'm a sucker for love.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Obstacles are meant to be overcome.
I'm shy. Well, you can't shy away from a crate of oranges.
a brutal triple rape right off the freeway.
Anyway, that olive-skinned bastard made me into the man I am today.
Francine! You T-boned me, bro!
Whoa. Slow down there, champ. How was your day?
Ooh, like the guys on CSI?
trying to track down the inventor of the everything bagel.
Brenda's my dead cousin.
I'm gonna go down to Sea World, punch a dolphin in the face.
Upstaged by a wily-ass hippie.
He totally torment me.
♪ To see the lights are fade? ♪
Quarter pound yellow American cheese slice medium thin.
You smell great. Thanks. How's Yerhugeva Gina?
Obstacles are meant to be overcome.
I'm pursuing a newfound passion--
Gotta go. I blame a lot of people for this one.
When I was a kid, you used to get your ass kick if you were a wimp.
You know, I was thinking. And I realize something.
'Cause you're about to get murder!
Why are you pull out your cell phone? Who are you calling?
Oh, no. What happen?
I-- I got beat up.
[ Sighs ] All right. Well, I guess we'll have to review the security camera.
Look, I'm not gonna push him around forever. Just until he fight back.
Anyway, Steve avoid every obstacle. He's a total wimp.
Hey, Francine, I drop my bracelet in the garbage disposal.
Ja. A racially pure Europe.
Yes. Imagine someday you live in a four-story walk-up apartment.
Oh, I don't like that one bit. You know damn well who I am.
Look, I'm not gonna push him around forever. Just until he fights back.
Whoa. Slow down there, champ. How was your day?
Leave Steve alone.
Quarter pound yellow American cheese sliced medium thin.
It's super sad.
What do you call them? They're kind of slippery.
- and as soon as anything gets difficult, you give up. - So?
Sooner or later, you're gonna have to find a way...
Oh, no. He's coming from so far away.
Yes, Klaus. Remember we were watching CSI together,
Who else can we cross off the list?
Really? Sure looks like it counts to me.
I had a bully once. Stelio Kontos was his name.
[ Sighs ] Is Steve always this passive?
Wrap your arms around that bitch. Never let her go.
and I'm training you until you are an unstoppable fighting machine!
of some gruesome, hard-to-look-at photos.
You are so frustrating.
You guys see my rad new camera?
a brutal triple rape right off the freeway.
He's a gentle soul, and I love him for it.
- Must have been rough. - It was, Steve. It really was.
a brutal triple rape right off the freeway.
It's super sad.
I'm okay!
Ja. A racially pure Europe.
He was as mean as he was Greek.
♪ And when you're ready to be mine ♪
Now, you've got to get a heavy crate of oranges upstairs.
- and as soon as anything gets difficult, you give up. - So?
Brenda's my dead cousin.
♪ Shake your tush if you like Chinese food ♪
French bread pizza! My favorite!