Name: An Incident at Owl Creek
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) kreplach

Do I smell kreplach?
2) laughingstock

Well, the United States was the laughingstock of the world until Obama came along.
3) refried

I need two breakfast burritos and a side of refried beans.
4) brisket

Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.
5) laxative

Dr. Montezuma is developing a fast-acting laxative for our operation.
6) burrito

I need two breakfast burrito and a side of refried beans.
7) orphanage

We adopted our daughter from an orphanage in Somalia.
8) trucker

Hey, you guys are trucker. Want to hear a horribly racist joke?
9) receptacle

"Oh, my. I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle."
10) fart

Two B.B.'s and a side of fart paste comin' up.
11) sweetheart

Sweetheart, nobody knows.
12) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
13) stall

is just a hole in a men's room stall.
14) baggage

is giving an expert Bajowski to our baggage handler?
15) rash

I'm probably gonna get some kind of gross rash.
16) shave

Close enough shave for you so far?
17) altar

Two priests are hitting on an altar boy--
18) runway

for building a professional-grade runway in my living room.

1) defecate

"Oh, my. I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle."
2) recount

and thus, no one ever recount any swimming pool-related stories.
3) drown

And show some respect. Your grandmother drown in that bathing suit.
4) poop

You ever notice when a black man poop in the pool, he's like, "Yo, check it."
5) fudge

I just thought if you fudge in the pool, maybe people would stop laughing at me.
6) swear

and I swear it had a photo of you.
7) appoint

Bullock just appoint me the head of the new Tactical Urban Response Division.
8) sweat

Dad, I'm sweat like a pig in this thing.
9) refuse

If you refuse to care what people think,
10) suffer

And the third one? The "suffer-ring."
11) swim

Oh. Aren't you cute? Uh, but I don't eat before I swim.
12) adopt

We adopt our daughter from an orphanage in Somalia.
13) involve

Careful now. Ninety-six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.
14) invite

And they've invite us to a pool party.
15) realize

Wait. Where's your ticket? I've realize I can't outrun this thing.
16) wake

Francine. Francine, wake up.
17) throw

Ah. I threw away the clipping.
18) bet

but I bet he keeps his butt clenched like he's white.

1) solely

One's true value is determined solely through the eyes of others.
2) somewhere

We have to move somewhere they don't have the Internet.
3) exactly

Excuse me, friend. Where are you from exactly?
4) sometimes

Well, I guess sometimes a hole in a men's room stall...
5) thus

and thus, no one ever recounts any swimming pool-related stories.
6) actually

I was actually at ground zero.
7) along

Well, the United States was the laughingstock of the world until Obama came along.
8) enough

"Are we good enough to be seen in public?" Smith family fashion shows?
9) though

Great cannonball though.
10) far

So far so good. [ Roger ] Hello, y'all.
11) fast

Dr. Montezuma is developing a fast-acting laxative for our operation.
12) together

We can be together again! I've got a plan.
13) ever

and thus, no one ever recounts any swimming pool-related stories.
14) sure

That Obama sure has changed things. What do you mean?
15) always

But it'll come to me. It always does.
16) never

Have you been in there all night? Yes. And I'm never coming out.
17) again

We can be together again! I've got a plan.
18) too

Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.

1) laxative

Repeat. Put on the laxative glove and shake Obama's hand.
2) shameful

I mean, the United States has done some pretty shameful things.
3) plentiful

cheap and plentiful methamphetamines.
4) stubborn

That was one stubborn foreskin.
5) booming

Lima has a booming industry of blind male prostitutes,
6) disgusting

That's disgusting. People have to swim in that water.
7) embarrassing

It was so embarrassing. The whole town's laughing at me. And of all days,
8) inaugural

convince Obama to swim the inaugural lap,
9) thrilled

Mr. President, we are so thrilled that you're here.
10) adorable

First step, one of us is going to make friends with his two adorable daughters.
11) racist

Stan, that's not a good joke 'cause it's not racist. Okay, here's one.
12) inspiring

So inspiring.
13) rid

[ Hooting ] Buckle! Get rid of that owl! My migraines!
14) fancy

It's not fancy, mind you. You know, we don't have any swimming pools,
15) presidential

and then get him to drop a presidential deuce.
16) careful

Careful now. Ninety-six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.
17) pleased

Barack and I are so pleased the girls and Winfrey have hit it off.
18) okay

Hayley, it's not okay to use that term.

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