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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
23
Can't you shoot it with a tranquilizer or something?
You're making up all the schoolwork you missed today,
Hey, let's make some nacho, melt some queso.
♪ Inbred from inbred, then inbred again ♪
Ladies and gent, our next performer is new on the country scene.
while I'm cleaning the gutter and buying you a diamond bracelet, won't I?
So, a man with a tickle in his throat--
I wish I could just absorb your germ and make my body fight them.
It's a simple waltz, Steve. One, two, three. One, two, three.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
♪ I kill squirrel with my gun ♪ ♪
She said she was gonna scissors off my hog.
Come on, we're boys now. Bros before hos, my man.
Oh, my God! Tornado!
♪ Face like a turnip and an underbit jaw ♪
And the donkey looks him straight in the eye,
They play three chord and whine about their lives and the crowd goes nuts.
Where's our espresso maker, dear?
Have we displease you, Almighty God in heaven?
but he disobey me. What?
We gotta get the bill and figure out how much I owe.
I am suspend all your TV and video game privileges.
Oh, Daddy, if you're watching, I forgive you.
It's the dad phone. Oh, that remind me.
There you are. How dare you--
Good Lord. You smell like a brewery.
Sometimes I think Francine fake her orgasms.
I'm suppose to be with my friends on the houseboat.
My daddy never came back 'cause I shot him.
You woke me up."
And I figured you would have vacuum the plant gravel...
Sorry. You kids are gonna be split up and placed in foster care.
Francine caught my son trying to ditch his P.S.A.T. prep class...
What happen? They hated me.
♪ I eat Funyuns and Tater Tots ♪
♪ And Jesus is awesome He rose on Thanksgivin' ♪
♪ She was so damn ugly ♪
I'm going solo, Wilson. Let's do this.
And from here on out, I will personally be taking you...
Apparently she never does.
Oh, definitely. You wanna say, like, 7:00?
Unfortunately, he's at a matinee right now. I hope he picks up.
Not exactly.
Sometimes I think music is the one thing that can save the world.
instead of his P.S.A.T. prep course. I know it was wrong,
It was really quite elegant.
That was amazing. You-- You are super fun, man.
Actually, I thought it was very well crafted--
Ah, don't know. It's kind of blurry.
Get inside right now."
Now, come along, Bobo.
Wait. You can't keep 'em all together?
Oh. Oh, sorry. No. No, you've got me confused with someone else.
♪ I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw ♪
♪ Face like a turnip and an underbit jaw ♪
He's doing the little dance he does when he's impatient.
No respectable parent would let their child in here."
I-- I just-- I just feel so helpless, you know.
♪ ♪ [ Theme From The Young and the Restless ]
You think you'll get into a good captive breeding program...
Dude, dude, dude. Francine's lame, all right?
I'm not gonna share a dirty joke with my son. It's inappropriate.
It was really quite elegant.
Stan, how could you let Steve get drunk last night?
I have to check my sad phone.
That's weak sauce, Stan.
It's okay. It's okay.
"Purple hat."
Hey, Stan, you think Mom's mad,
I'm going straight to the most expensive jewelry store I can find...
Hold tight, Steve. The handler's on his way.
Where's our espresso maker, dear?