Name: Stan's Food Restaurant
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) crapper

Can I use your crapper?
2) whoopee

Stan! It's a whoopee cushion.
3) restaurateur

No one will suspect a successful restaurateur of arson, Stan,
4) ironwork

I didn't think the demand for 17-century ironwork was this brisk.
5) meatball

Here are some chocolate chip meatball to get you started.
6) weirdo

You're a real weirdo, you know that?
7) burrito

Can I have a licorice burrito? Now you're talkin'!
8) chum

[ Together ] Welcome, chum. You got the eats?
9) quarrel

[ Stan ] Lover's quarrel?
10) arson

No one will suspect a successful restaurateur of arson, Stan,
11) waiter

Food looks boring. The waiter's ugly.
12) hamburger

It's a hamburger with all the trimmings slumbering inside a giant ravioli.
13) bum

Fine. Quit! You're a bum, Qui-Lo!
14) fungus

and it's some sort of mold or fungus that turns 'em white.
15) sweetheart

There's no blood going to my ears, sweetheart.
16) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
17) paw

Boy, he had a set of paw on him.
18) spit

Let me get you guys some spit bread.

1) molest

At that moment, I was 100% sure I was going to be molest,
2) instigate

In fact, I may have instigate it.
3) seduce

Actually, Francine, I seduce him.
4) greet

People love to be greet. We're doing that here.
5) insult

You insult my mother?
6) warn

[ Muttering ] Get outta here! I warn you, Dugan.
7) deserve

I may have deserve it.
8) dive

This morning. Didn't even read the manual. Just dove right in.
9) belong

It's in your head where it belong.
10) hang

She didn't say, but hot sluts hang out together.
11) shut

[ Dishes Rattling ] Qui-Lo, shut up! I'm trying to talk here.
12) kick

Yeah. I got kick out of my old school for having too much sex.
13) lie

You ever seen a dog lay one of those?
14) realize

Great. It's your vision. I am here to help you realize it.
15) murder

She was murder!
16) promise

Oh, wait. I just remembered I promise my best friend, Julia, we'd hang out.
17) crack

Like if you crack one open, it might be brown on the inside?
18) lease

Well, I lease the restaurant truck like you wanted.

1) terribly

I'm terribly sorry. Wait a second.
2) financially

I was in over my head financially. But why my place?
3) damn

Oh! That's so damn beautiful.
4) obviously

Well, obviously you can, because I'm fine with you,
5) absolutely

[ Chattering ] Yeah, that sounds absolutely terrific.
6) exactly

Wow, Francine. This is exactly what I wanted.
7) super

Yeah, she's super cute.
8) outside

I went outside to feed the meter. It's cold out there.
9) actually

Listen, I'm actually here 'cause I wanna open a restaurant.
10) soon

And soon, I'm gonna taste that sweetness.
11) enough

that's good enough for you?
12) later

No, that wasn't until four or five years later.
13) together

She didn't say, but hot sluts hang out together.
14) else

I would not tell anyone else that.
15) ever

Anyway, no restaurant has ever been as good or as fun.
16) once

Can't we just once have a nice meal without you criticizing everything?
17) always

I'll always be here for ya, Stan!
18) never

I thought I'd never be happy again.

1) ravioli

Wow. What's-- What's a ravioli burger?
2) believable

No, I don't stick to it. That's not believable, but the first part's true.
3) brisk

I didn't think the demand for 17-century ironwork was this brisk.
4) nocturnal

"Nocturnal petting zoo."
5) edible

Oh, the plate is edible. It's a pancake.
6) arctic

- Is it Arctic white? - Yeah. It's weird how white it is.
7) rid

We have to get rid of that doll!
8) hebrew

How many chocolate bars did I buy so your Hebrew school could go to Mount Vernon?
9) frozen

not canned and frozen foods, not foods trucked in from out of state.
10) damn

[ Grunts ] Qui-Lo! Open the damn door.
11) weird

- Is it Arctic white? - Yeah. It's weird how white it is.
12) emotional

No. Julia's just so emotional right now,
13) stupid

where I'm either volunteering or dropping off my stupid whore wife.
14) okay

Is that okay? With me it is.
15) mad

You know, I'm not even mad.
16) fantastic

Let's do this! For you. You were fantastic.
17) bold

♪ A big, bold step called the confi-dance ♪ ♪
18) exact

Roger, I was up all night building this exact replica...

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