Name: Girls Are Horny Too
Released: 2017-10-18

1) brassiere

See what I mean? That brassiere is U-G-L-Y.
2) sorceror

-Yeah, no, I'm gonna get-- -He contacts the gypsy sorceror El Colon,
3) perv

I don't know what you're up to, you little perv,
4) doody

Yeah. Couldn't figure out why these doodies were so delicious, so.
5) crutch

They're a crutch, but they cut right to the chase.
6) pillowcase

but I'm scared he'll hit me in the head with that big pillowcase of watermelons.
7) patriarchy

Are you the patriarchy?
8) urethra

This is the urethra. That's where the pee comes out.
9) baboon

Like when a baboon is in heat and presents its red bum-bum
10) sneeze

-It's like fucking a sneeze. -You find a sneeze sexual?
11) firework

-and there's firework in my stomach-- -Okay, okay!
12) alibi

-It ain't got no alibi. It's-- -Dog shit, I know.
13) scallop

But I'm not letting my scallop get ice-cold.

1) sprain

It looks like I sprain my tits.
2) yearn

which yearn to be plucked.
3) illuminate

I know that rotten kid stole my idea for the illuminate toilet seat.
4) pluck

which yearn to be pluck.
5) forbid

and their love is forbid. [groans]
6) crave

But was it her fault that she crave a ride?
7) bleach

They all have their ribs removed and their buttholes bleach.
8) poop

I honestly wonder if he ever poop on his own balls.
9) affirm

-Why don't we go and affirm each other? -I'm already affirm right now.
10) groom

Are you up to the part where she groom him with sweet almond oil?
11) crawl

I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawl into my brain
12) insist

Was it not you, Mom, who insist from an early age
13) scare

"Do one thing every day that scare you," closed quote,

1) aflame

♪ And set passions aflame Down the depths of your womanly soul ♪
2) intricately

[Jessi] Fatima looked down at her intricately laced bodice,
3) magically

♪ You'll feel your confidence, courage And cup size magically grow ♪
4) passionately

and drives me passionately to you.
5) brilliantly

The Rock of Gibraltar is a brilliantly told work of historical fiction.
6) ergo

ergo Jessi is horny and she's wearing a red bra,
7) evidently

and evidently, that's one of their triggers.
8) supposedly

-Just as horny as guys, supposedly. -[Andrew chuckles]
9) technically

but technically champagne is from one specific region in France.
10) honestly

I honestly wonder if he ever poops on his own balls.
11) loud

I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawled into my brain
12) somehow

I never said it out loud, but somehow he crawled into my brain
13) constantly

Girls are just as horny as boys. We just don't talk about it constantly.

1) grownup

I get it. I just want a grownup bra, okay?
2) womanly

♪ And set passions aflame Down the depths of your womanly soul ♪
3) moorish

the book takes place during the Moorish rule in Spain,
4) faceless

But other times we imagine a faceless dude
5) inquisitive

Our inquisitive son, our wise daughter,
6) estranged

Made love, not murdered our estranged spouse.
7) uncompromising

I worship your uncompromising free spirit.
8) incomprehensible

Or like a million other incomprehensible things, you know what I mean?
9) consensual

and I make one drawing of 23 teachers having consensual sex,
10) rudimentary

by following the stars, so she creates a rudimentary astronomy lab.
11) bloated

All you do is make me sore and hairy and bloated
12) dum

-So babies and no faces are sexy? -No, you tiny dum-dum.
13) laced

[Jessi] Fatima looked down at her intricately laced bodice,

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