Name: Requiem for A Wet Dream
Released: 2017-10-18

1) teepee

♪ Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon ♪
2) hemorrhoid

You sure you don't wanna tell them about your pediatric hemorrhoid?
3) mezuzah

[groans] Okay. How about a mezuzah?
4) neanderthal

He's like a sexy Neanderthal. Jay! Get over here!
5) hummus

Oh, boy, look at her going to town on that hummus and celery.
6) fingernail

And his long fingernail are because he uses a harp in his act.
7) trifecta

This is a real trifecta for me.
8) boner

♪ I've got a boner in my chest ♪
9) underpants

Next thing you know, you're gonna be folding her underpants in center field.
10) testicle

But you know what hurt even more than my swollen, bruised testicle?
11) cramp

♪ My organs bind and cramp ♪
12) ventricle

This is a lovely ventricle.
13) scallop

Suck down a couple of those loose scallop that Daddy packed for you.

1) throb

♪ When we're together, my insides throb ♪
2) lez

That we saw her mom lez out with another woman?
3) bruise

But you know what hurt even more than my swollen, bruise testicles?
4) ooze

Uh-oh! There seems to be some, uh, pre-lava oozing out of the volcano.
5) sever

when I skull-intercoursed Mr. Keillor's sever head.
6) cleanse

[voice changing] and cleanse the Earth of sin,
7) masturbate

If I masturbate to someone else, I'll feel like I'm cheating on Missy.
8) ditch

Because they ditch me and I need something to teleport.
9) jerk

But you haven't jerk off in nearly 36 hours.
10) ruin

You asshole! You just ruin my first kiss!
11) asshole

You asshole! You just ruined my first kiss!
12) insist

- You know, Netflix insist on it. - Really?
13) disappear

Oh, he won't. Some men just disappear into their ladies,

1) kissy

Come on, do a little work, kissy-kissy, ride her aboard, humpy-humpy.
2) surgically

It collapsed and had to be surgically repaired.
3) lawfully

Do you take Coach Steve to be your lawfully wedded husband?
4) sideways

water cooler cup, sideways comb.
5) loudly

Now I will breathe loudly through my nose hair.
6) smoothly

But I'm sure things will go much more smoothly for Andrew.
7) aboard

Come on, do a little work, kissy-kissy, ride her aboard, humpy-humpy.
8) honestly

I honestly don't know.
9) anymore

I'm just kind of worried he's not gonna have time for me anymore.
10) everywhere

Ugh! It's everywhere.
11) aka

AKA I am not able to sign myself up, AKA I cannot read.
12) seriously

We can't seriously do a science project about teleportation.
13) closer

Come near. The closer you look, the less you see, ha ha!

1) nauseous

♪ I'm nauseous from the stress ♪
2) supe

It's a supe volcano, and when it blows, the ash cloud will destroy farmland,
3) wedded

Do you take Coach Steve to be your lawfully wedded husband?
4) flattered

I'm so flattered. Really.
5) crustal

Swelling, thrusting, crustal stretching.
6) goddamn

- [squishing] - It's between my goddamn toes.
7) shitty

I'm not freaking out! You're being a shitty friend!
8) dum

All right, dum-dum, I don't even know if you can handle the idea that I've got.
9) troubling

I'll send you some really troubling links.
10) sideways

♪ Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon ♪
11) dizzy

I get all dizzy, and I don't know if I'm gonna barf or cum in my pants.
12) swollen

I seem to be suffering from a classic case of swollen tongue. [chuckles]
13) embarrassing

- It's too embarrassing. - May I propose a project?

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