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00:42:15
Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley
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That's right--debutante season. And from what we hear,
My grandma was the chairwoman for this event for 15 years,
Daughter of committee member lilian van der woodsen,
My cappuccino was decaf, and I couldn't find my phone.
They turn into cocktail party anecdote
As many billionaire as she can before settling down to...
Of the presenter, then you start a brawl.
Why? Are you having remorse sex fantasies about your ex?
But wonder really whether you're Serena's whim
Ahem--a scrape in dubai.
But I know how you hate dishonesty.
The further we get from the breakup,
And I also went pheasant hunting with the sheikh
My cappuccino was decaf, and I couldn't find my phone.
You know, remnant of a different age.
Um, mom, can I talk to you for a minute? Uh, no, sweetie, we'll have plenty of time to talk later.
Hey, I, uh, went thrift store shopping,
(shostakavich's "waltz 2 from jazz suite" playing)
♫ ooh ♫
Hey, sweetheart.
Granddaughter of chairwoman emeritus,
And I also went pheasant hunting with the sheikh
(onerepublic's "apologize" playing)
He disown his parents and took off around the world. Everyone was talking about it.
Gossip girl even had a dedicate carter baizen map on "spotted."
I sew it there so you'd always have my heart on your sleeve.
Snuck us into our first club. I'm in this weekly game-- high stakes, big money.
♫ swear this one you'll save ♫
Get with the times. He bore you. You almost made a fool of me in front of "the new york times,"
Oh, that remind me. I still haven't shown you pictures
It was so hot how you punch carter out.
What are you talking about? With dan--i defend you.
I just don't get it. I organize everything the way she likes it.
And you can rest assure that like me,
Escorted by richard north,
You belong with my daughter,
With strings attach.
Just 'cause I hang out with them. You're dismissed, Jenny, for good.
My mom was suppose to throw this tea
Always so brooding, so torture. Ugh.
Until the day comes when you realize that girls like Serena
I bet she'd do that for you right now, free of charge. The cotillion teaches the good graces
And I promise, you don't want that to happen.
Which prove my very point-- you can't be trusted.
And I imagine you came all this way to change Serena's mind,
Hey, so, uh, has blair mention who's escorting her?
There's no point in being presented if it's improperly,
We'd stop by the modern afterwards for dessert,
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
♫ you were soft and gentle and barely vicious ♫
Yeah. Ew! It sounds so gross when you say it out loud.
They're gonna go perfectly
And i'd make sure they damn well knew it.
Ah. Oh, besides, grandma,
Basically dance in front of others for attention.
From my summer abroad.
He's obviously just toying with her to get at you.
Oh, she loves these things, apparently. Well, I wish Serena did.
Just a couple years apart. (cece) oh.
(Chuckles) look, I haven't worn this sweater in, like, forever,
Wait. Slow down there, waldorf. You make me sick.
Who better, indeed.
It doesn't hurt nearly as bad
That night wasn't exactly what I signed up for either.
With my dad in rehab, it's like the pressure's finally off me.
You set me up. No one forced his hand. Your boy lost fair and square.
I'm actually glad I'm going with prince theodore instead of Nate.
She's never late, and, uh, she likes to have final approval.
I almost forgot how handsome you are.
You'll always feel underdressed, no matter what you wear,
You're a little overdressed for an art show,
Well, cotillions just seem antiquated to me.
But she is intractable on this.
Always so brooding, so tortured. Ugh.
Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. Isn't that carter baizen?
I think dubai is overrated. You know what isn't, though?
Of their foolish youth.
♫ you were soft and gentle and barely vicious ♫
My granddaughter told me that you were delighted
What?! Come on, mom. That's so unfair!
Ah! There is my magnificent granddaughter.
She's probably still upset with me for grounding her
I'm just grateful my parents are giving me a second chance.
(Chuckles) that's me, unexpected.
♫ you were soft and gentle and barely vicious ♫
♫ taking this one to the grave ♫
When the mere act of descending a staircase
It's gorgeous and formal and totally legendary.
Unavailable. Familial obligation.
(rufus) I'm sorry I kissed you. Your mother must have been kinda surprised to see you.
I think Serena's graces are pretty spectacular as they are.
W-wow. You look incredible.