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00:22:55
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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-lt's white. Sponge bath. Bedpan. -Thank you.
Sorry, Peggy. l was just washing your unmentionable here.
You know, towels, washcloth, that sort of thing.
BOBBY: Dangit. Didi. Push!
Practically slapped her rump then and there.
You just try not to get addicted to that morphine.
who have survived parachute not opening.
Yeah. Quality plaster.
l am this child's nephew.
But l got spit-up on my good shorts.
-lt's white. Sponge bath. Bedpan. -Thank you.
Look at him. His shin are perfect.
Once the thrill of surviving wears off...
Peggy has a compression fracture of the bones in her back.
You burnt my burger, didn't you, B.H.?
HANK: Peggy!
Thank goodness for the mud.
Thank goodness for the mud.
He is. He's simply been ingest a lot of female hormones from his mother.
Practically slap her rump then and there.
l beg you to jump, Peggy.
l fed him, washed him, diaper him. G.H. is good to go.
The kid is leak out of his chest.
l ain't getting near that child. He's possess.
lt remind me of when my son was born.
She would not have survive if she had fallen on concrete...
Where's my new dependent? l'm suppose to look at it.
l invite Cotton and Didi and the baby to stay with me...
PEGGY: Do you know what torture that is?
l fed him, wash him, diapered him. G.H. is good to go.
You burn my burger, didn't you, B.H.?
-What are you smiling about? -lt wasn't my fault.
BOOMHAUER: lf you lift on three, you mean one, two, dang ol' three and then go...
lt taste like formula.
[Singing] Caught between the moon and New York City
People spend hundreds of dollars at a spa to get wrapped up like that.
Practically slapped her rump then and there.
that could hurt your bones somehow.
BOBBY: Previously on King of the Hill.
That's exactly what l can't figure out.
Just leave me alone, okay?
or do you kind of, like, lift her on three?
HANK: You don't have to yell. We can hear you just fine through the baby monitor.
-G.H. kind of needs me right now. -So, take him along.
Now, 16 is my estimate. l'll double-check my numbers later.
The straw broke off five minutes ago.
and then you falling and all, l'm not sure we'll ever know.
You sure you're my brother?
l was once one of the finest mothers in the state of Texas...
l'm calling him Hank. l always wanted a boy named Hank.
Don't try too hard, 'cause the doctor says...
l don't know. l've never been through this before.
Uncle Hank, we're too late.
No. Of course it's safe. lt's fail-safe.
Here you go. To cut the umbilical cord.
-God! You're all smashed up. -l'm alive.
lt's the best dang feeling in the world.
l guess that was just a little unrealistic.
l'm skeptical, but okay.
l jumped because l was jealous.
You just try not to get addicted to that morphine.
Sure, it's disturbing, but he'll grow out of it.
Didi's depressed and you're not.
A Nazi, Nazi-scrazzi.
Helen Keller was largely useless, but look how we remember her.
And she looks awful.
My day was incredible.
You know what's odd?
Mr. Hill, your insurance company's automated voice says...
l'm not so worried about her back. l'm worried about her emotional state.
You can't take away a grown man's name.
l feel so stupid for jumping. lt wasn't worth this.