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00:22:34
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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And can I tempt you with some toaster strudel?
Of snagging us each a piece of bundt cake.
Okay, do you have any idea how to tie a tourniquet?
I've got peach fuzz and a bike.
She recommended that I stir the macaroni with a spoon.
The squeak of the gloves
"Profiles in jealousy." ha-ha!
Kahn is at the podium!
Can't handle flannel, man, dang ol'
You know, it's the one next to the deodorant
And you get intuition.
"Aisle 8a."
Well, that's the propane, connie.
And can I tempt you with some toaster strudels?
Baby-sitter violate parole?
"Vaccination record."
Welcoming her calf to a watery new world.
You ever make five-minute speech, hank?
What scramble eggs look like.
Peggy is my wife, and I want her disturb right now.
You hillbillies chew on that
Connie: ...and my dad just crawl
Prohibits disturbing a teacher in the classroom.
I'm bust a move tonight.
Can I please be excuse?
I just brush my teeth.
I even hung up on my own mother.
You rush off before dessert
We throw frisbee.
I bet you can get through it in two days.
And the steak taste so... Clean.
It teach you how to be a parent this week.
- you chicken out. - yes, sir, I did.
This really suck, Mr. Hill.
I guess I'm tired, too.
Ugh. How many cows do you people eat in a year?
Technically, I think I'm only a woman
Before I fall asleep right here at the table.
We're going to get through this somehow.
Personally, I could go either way.
Honey, you will catch up eventually.
Make sad movies truly excellent.
Whoa! Slow down, kahn jr.
It wasn't exactly easy.
My mom says we shouldn't be alone together anymore
And I'm going outside to enjoy life!
Well, actually kahn, it's an injection molded...
Connie's old enough to stay by herself, right?
When she's half full with a thousand beer cans.
What really bring us together here?
And usually men are the everything.
Can you bother someone else for five minutes
You ever make five-minute speech, hank?
Uh... Well, sure.
This is antibacterial hand gel.
Can't handle flannel, man, dang ol'
So, are your lips numb?
You watch titanic on the right day
Cruel, cruel fate!
No more burned hands, hank.
Narrator: the mother sings a gentle song
Duh, incoming!
And there are no substitute teachers
Leave a thin, protective film on you at all time.
Make sad movies truly excellent.
$6.95 for one stupid box?!
What time connie should eat, acceptable reading material...
No. That's okay, bobby.
I'm young. I'm young and alive
You see, it's a much smooth grill than charcoal.
Propane is called liquid petroleum.
Connie, do you like your syrup warm or cold?