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00:44:07
'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mekai Curtis, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
97
The undergrounder. Mmm-mmm.
As the plant grew, it gained intelligence and sentience
Oh, great! Here comes the nut jobber again. Let's get out of here.
Piano wench and cable snares. Got it!
One taffy milkshake.
♪ Oops, I slipped in that puddle Now my clothes are all muddy
Mulch them! (GROWLING)
The slime has my foot.
I'll call him. Probably Murphy's Law throwing llama
♪ Whoa
Piano wench and cable snare. Got it!
Oh, yeah! That commercial with the waiter who drops the... Yeah.
Why don't you keep one as a souvenir?
I don't give autograph and I don't take
But these were not the circumstance I was imagining.
So, is this another house with a weird shrine to Milo?
I'm a riot!
Phew! Well done, champ. I really like this kid.
Can't. This thing's toast. Lemme see.
What the heck is that thing?
That boy that got into our limo with Cavendish and Dakota.
♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
and eventually uproot itself and became King Pistashion.
(SNARLING) They are like mutate pistachio trees.
I interrogate better when the other person is tied up.
Some guy name Professor Time invent it years ago, for you.
We just waltz in the front gate.
the sodas haven't explode. I don't think he's been here.
And I shave my neck every day!
He actually retire here a few months ago
I regret that I have one life to give for my...
The time stream heal around him, he'll never know what we did.
Oh! I blink my eyes on that one.
We were assign to protect this very same plant once before.
We may have alter the space time continuum
We survive.
Well, yeah, I'm almost all tap out.
Is he attach to it?
And this one destroy a city before he could walk.
Two Certified Public Accountants were chasing us.
MELISSA: The cans are still stack,
You were suppose to catch it without looking.
This was shot in 1965.
♪ Oops, I slip in that puddle Now my clothes are all muddy
Wait a minute, why are you smiling?
Yeah, okay. You're not deliberately thwarting our mission?
Well, technically, it is now a "found" episode.
We are literally out of time.
CAVENDISH: But somehow it survived.
The King Pistashion ultimately took over the capital building,
Besides, I eat when I am nervous. The Float Cone wasn't open.
and they basically take over the world.
Hey, look at that, it was me! Apparently, it was me.
and eventually uprooted itself and became King Pistashion.
is extremely vulnerable to uric acid.
Exactly!
Someone threw it at you earlier.
at Time Travel Bureau. They immediately rounded up all the clock.
Boys, leave that thing alone.
Oh, no. I almost stepped right on it!
Come on, let's go. The Time Limo is just outside.
Looking for you, actually. GUARD: There they are!
As soon as we stop sliding.
Close enough that they can hear you.
How far in time did we just travel? (DOOR OPENS)
I usually just stare from behind that tree.
Milo was, is on a show that was shot over 50 years ago?
and this is the first time you've ever been here?
is extremely vulnerable to uric acid.
We were being deliberately obtuse about that clock thing.
He's quick, and he's resourceful. I'm sure he is...
Uh, wait. We need to see your itemized deductions.
ZACK: You know that game where the floor is molten lava?
♪ The next thing is gonna be sensational
in ways disastrous to all mankind.
Give us the abridged version of the pistachio plant's "Conquest of the World."
Some place chaotic, like a parade or a great battle.
♪ Oops, I slipped in that puddle Now my clothes are all muddy
Yes, yes, very strange pistachio obsessed fellows.
ROBOTIC VOICE: Welcome to the Shopping Plaza.
ANNOUNCER: One minute until the network premier of the infamous Lost episode
your absurd attempt to get off pistachio duty,
♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That was so motivational
Shocking!
the watermelons are all intact,
Oh, yeah. It looks like it's bent,
MR. BLOCK: Well, if it isn't candy pants and dumb totem.
is extremely vulnerable to uric acid.
Besides, I eat when I am nervous. The Float Cone wasn't open.
♪ Today is gonna be exceptional
♪ Is it some exotic trip you're on?